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Movie Review: “The Sun Never Sets”

Dakota Fanning anchors an unsteady romantic triangle in Alaskan relationship drama

The Sun Never Sets
Starring Dakota Fanning, Jake Johnson & Cory Michael Smith
Directed by Joe Swanberg
Rated R

In theaters Friday, Sept. 4

“The heart wants what it wants,” wrote poet Emily Dickinson back in 1862, and it’s been echoed across time by pundits and popular culture. But what if the heart doesn’t quite know what it wants?

Dakota Fanning, who successfully progressed from little-girl childhood roles into more matured movie fare, faces a very grown-up dilemma in this indie drama about a messy romantic triangle. She plays Wendy, a young woman whose two-year relationship with Jack (Jake Johnson) has hit a rough patch; he wants them to take a break from each other. Wendy reluctantly agrees, and then unexpectedly runs into a former boyfriend, Chuck (Cory Michael Smith), rekindling an old flame.

Suddenly, she’s adrift in some choppy romantic waters, unmoored and unsure, bobbing between two guys who are increasingly jealous of each other. Maybe she just needs to shove off, in the boat we see that she wants to buy in the opening scene, and drop anchor elsewhere.

Director/writer/producer Joe Swanberg is a Hollywood indie filmmaker who helped establish the subgenre of “mumblecore” back in the early 2000s. Mumblecore movies were low-budget, dialogue-heavy relationship flicks, where characters talked a lot but didn’t “do” much.

That certainly fits here. There’s a lot of talk—about what Wendy, Jack and Chuck say they want, what they don’t want and what they want to do. But there’s minimal “action” to push the story along. Unless you count seeing Dakota Fanning in a hard hat, driving an excavator for Wendy’s job as a construction worker. Maybe that “hole” she’s digging represents the hole in her life, the absence of a stable foundation, a crater that just seems to keep getting bigger and deeper.

The title alludes to the story’s setting of Anchorage, Alaska, where the summer daylight, just south of the Arctic Circle, is prolonged and plentiful and night is just a slightly dimmer and much shorter version of day. It mirrors the movie’s three main characters, living in the dim twilight of relationships that are endless repeating cycles, neither day nor night but something, and somewhere, in-between.  

Dakota Fanning and Cory Michael Smith

This isn’t a big blockbuster. It’s a quieter, more intimate film. There are no speeding cars, no fisticuffs, no superheroes or monsters, no explosions. It feels like we’re watching real people, with real lives, jobs, needs and routines. Jack is an elementary-school basketball coach, Chuck an airplane pilot who takes tourists on Alaskan sightseeing trips. It helps that Fanning’s costars aren’t superstar leading men. You may have seen Jake Johnson as Nick Miller, the bartender in TV’s New Girl, but that was nearly a decade ago; Cory Michael Smith played Chevy Chase in 2024’s dramatization of the opening night of Saturday Night Live, and the Riddler on the Fox series Gotham. Casting Leo DiCaprio and Timothée Chalamet, for instance, would have made Jack and Chuck much less “believable”—and would have cost a whole lot more.

But Fanning is the true crux of the story, giving a standout performance as a woman feeling the tick-tick-tick of her biological clock—especially when she’s hanging with her married friend Lindsay (former Disney star Debby Ryan), who’s positively glowing in the early stages of her pregnancy. As Wendy goes back and forth between her two romantic partners, harboring real feelings for them both, she faces a tough choice. Will she go with the divorced Jack, already a “family man” with two adorable young kids, who says he doesn’t want any more children? Or with the flirty, scruffily sexy “fly boy” Chuck, who, we find out, already burned Wendy once? Or maybe with someone else entirely?

“It’s complicated,” Wendy says at one point.

Yes, it is. Just as life—and matters of the heart—can often be. Because the heart wants what it wants.

And sometimes it just wants to sail away from it all, on a boat.

Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “Idiots”

Is this unhinged road-trip “slob comedy” destined to become a cult-movie classic?

Idiots
Starring Dave Franco, O’Shea Jackson Jr. & Mason Thames
Directed by Macon Blair
Rated R

In theaters Friday, Aug. 28

The movie genre of “slob comedy,” celebrating lazy, anti-social, disruptive or juvenile behavior, became a thing in the ‘70s in the wake of flicks like National Lampoon’s Animal House and Porky’s.

Idiots mines a similar comedic vein, with a pair of mismatched underachievers trying to make a good impression in their new job for a low-budget transportation company. Their first gig: Teaming up to drive a rich, troubled teen to a rehab treatment facility. Simple, right? But that simple assignment derails into a colossal comedic pileup of drugs, danger and situational insanity.

Mark (Dave Franco) and Davis (O’Shea Jackson) are the “transport professionals,” and Sheridan (Mason Thames) the passenger. Mark’s a doper, Davis holds on to his deep Presbyterian roots, and Sheridan’s a spoiled-rotten uber-rich trust-fund kid whose obnoxiously bad behavior has made him a social-media superstar.

What could possibly go wrong?

Well, it all starts with a flat tire, and unspools from there. There’s projectile diarrhea, soda spiked with horse tranquilizers, and a blue-collar motel stripper (Mad Men’s Kiernan Shipka) and her mom (Lynn Wanlass), who turns out to be surprisingly handy brandishing a big blade. There’s a pint-size bounty hunter (Game of ThronesPeter Dinklage) with a big machine gun, a punk-rock rapper who calls himself Pricka Bush da Werewolf (Succession’s Nicholas Braun), and a close call with a hatchet. Bullets fly, blood is spattered, someone gets shot in the eye, someone else in the foot, and a parking lot full of guys in their undies try to chase down a pickup truck.

But as crazy as it might sound, it’s all in good fun—maybe not good clean fun, but fun regardless. Some parts are laugh-out-loud comical, others subversively whimsical, and much is unexpectedly uproarious. But all the yukkery has a soft center, with messages about not judging others too harshly, about getting along, about coming together for a shared cause in adverse circumstances, about doing the best you can do in any situation, and about how all the money in the world can’t make you into a more likable person—or keep you from being held hostage by a guy in a werewolf mask.

Director Macon Blair—whose other films include Gold (2016) with Matthew McConaughey, and Green Room (2015) about a rock band running into real trouble at a skinhead club—capably juggles all the wildness, the weirdness, the wide cast of supporting players and the constantly-on-the-move, road-trippery ruckus. It’s a manic movie on the go, and you never know what’s around its next curve.  

Idiots won’t be for everybody. But if you’re looking for a smaller, scrappier indie flick as a palette cleanser for big-budget IMAX blockbusters, come along for the wild ride with this unhinged “slob” comedy. It may become a new cult classic. It’s an Odyssey in its own grungy way, and on its own freaky terms.

Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “Insidious: Out of The Further”

Why the sixth installment in the fright-flick franchise is running out of ghost gas and coasting on dental fumes

Insidious: Out of the Further
Starring Ameila Eve, Brandon Perea, Maisie Richardson-Sellers & Lin Shaye
Directed by Jocob Chase
Rated PG-13

In theaters Friday, Aug. 21, 2026

The sixth in the horror/supernatural franchise that began back in 2010 is yet another venture into the spooky realm of ghosts and demons. And these spirits are restless, hungry to walk among us.

In the latest excursion, a young mom, Gemma (Amelia Eve, from Netflix’s The Haunting of Bly Manor), finds that she’s become a portal to “the Further,” a purgatory-like void just beyond the land of the living. And the ghouls want to use her as a conduit to get out of the Further and back into the real world.

Gemma (Amelia Eve) gets lost in a labyrinth made of couch cushions—literally.

If you haven’t kept up with the past Insidious films, you may be a little lost. This isn’t a movie for newbies. It’s made for fans of the franchise who dig the jolts, the grim intensity, the undead menagerie and the return trips into a spooky realm beyond our own.

But these ghouls seem like they’re running out of gas. Not only have we seen many of them before, but the premise itself is getting a little dusty and musty. Horror-flick scream queen Lin Shaye (A Nightmare on Elm Street, Maniacs, Ouija, The Grudge) keeps her track record—of appearing in every Insidious movie—intact, returning (from the dead!) once more as Elise, a helpful spiritual guide from beyond now trying to close the “red door,” the gateway, before the undead start pouring through like a horde of Black Friday shoppers into Wal-Mart.

Oh, there’s a new undead ringleader, Cyrus (Sam Spuell), who looks like a dead ringer for rocker Marilyn Manson. And there’s a new subplot about mothers and daughters, memories, childhood trauma, the terrors of aging, things you inherit—including some things you don’t necessarily want—and an unsettling reminder about how a trip to the dentist can a real nightmare.

This may be the first movie, in fact, to really drill down (sorry) into the terrors of dentistry. There are recurring appearances by a “tooth” plushy, Gemma works in a dental office, and she finds something highly unsettling in one particularly nasty mouth. Another undead character, who’s wearing a dental cheek-retractor device, crawls around as a torso, missing his lower body, smoldering below the waist. And most of the other undead are constantly grinning. It’s meant to be unsettling, but more often comes off as horror-cliché goofy. Maybe they’re just showing off their gleaming white choppers after a trip to the Further’s dental clinic. Look ma, no cavities!

The plot gets a bit confusing, especially for anyone who’s late to the Insidious game. So much so that a crucial plan unfolds using grapefruits to represent various characters, what they’re supposed to do and where they’re supposed to go. Yes, seriously. Or should I say, citrus-ly.

Young Island Austin (yes, that’s her name) does a commendable job in the role of Gemma’s daughter, menaced alongside her mother. Teen actress Charli Penton plays little Gemma in flashbacks. Brandon Perea is Gemma’s squeeze, a local cop who never learned about battling the undead in police academy. Maisie Richardson-Sellers is an entrancing tattoo artist.

But the scares aren’t very scarifying, the terror isn’t really terrifying, the goblins not so horrifying. Maybe, after 17 years and half a dozen movies, it’s finally time to say a fright-night farewell to this beyond-the-grave saga.

Thanks for the monstrous memories, and don’t forget to get your teeth cleaned.

—Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “Tony”

Dig into the dirty dishes that launched the lauded career of Anthony Bourdain

Chef (Antonio Banderas) and young Anthony Bourdain (Dominique Sessa) suit up in the kitchen.

Tony
Starring Dominique Sessa, Antonio Banderas & Emilia Jones
Directed by Matt Johnson
Rated R

In theaters Friday, Aug. 21

How did Anthony Bourdain become a renowned celebrity chef, TV personality and globetrotting documentarian of international life and cuisine? This biopic shows you the unlikely, unsteady roots of the culinary superstar.

Dominique Sessa plays young Bourdain, 19 years old in 1975 and fresh out of Vassar College in New York. He pompously drops big words (like “insouciant,” “valediction” and “providential”) and aspires to be a serious writer, like George Orwell or Jack Kerouac. He’s also a bit of a truth-stretcher. As Bourdain himself says in the words that open the film—taken from his 2010 memoir— he was a “spoiled, miserable, narcissistic, self-destructive young lout, and badly in need of a good ass-kicking.”

The ass-kicking comes, sure enough—along with a course-setting direction for his life—when he takes a job washing dishes in the kitchen of a small seafood restaurant in Providence, R.I. That’s where he goes, after swiping money out of his father’s wallet, to track down his old high-school crush, Nancy Putkoski (Emilia Jones, from Netflix’s Locke & Key and HBO’s Task).

A lot of the course-setting (and the ass-kicking) come courtesy of Antonio Banderas as “Chef,” the Portuguese seafood-restaurant owner who hires him—after throwing his drunk, punk and pugnacious ass out onto the street.  

Director Matt Johnson—whose previous films include the conspiracy thriller Operation Avalanche and the cult-hit mockumentary TV series Nirvana the Band Show—has a deft touch behind the camera, bringing us into Bourdain’s formative world with seasonings of wit and warmth. Sessa, so good as a waylaid college student in The Holdovers (2023), grounds everything as Bourdain, unsure of where he’s headed but always laid-back and observing, absorbing and processing, taking it all in. We can practically see the wheels turning in his head. Sessa is particularly well-cast; tall, gangly and bushy-headed, he physically resembles Bourdain at that age, and that stage.

Emilia Jones plays Tony’s crush.

Director Johnson captures the essence of the ’70s in every detail, from wire-rim glasses, hairstyles and bell bottoms to music, with well-placed needle drops on Kool & the Gang (“Hollywood Swinging”), the Brothers Johnson (“Strawberry Letter 23”) and Walter Murphy (“A Fifth of Beethoven”). And the movie effectively conveys the crackling chaos and zesty chemistry of the noisy restaurant kitchen, with workers joshing each other, tossing around profanities, sniffing coke, shelling mussels, making lobster thermidor—and gathering around a table to share a pot of squid stew after hours.

Banderas’ Chef takes Bourdain under his wing, giving him a place to sleep and becoming his mentor, tutoring him on catching, prepping and cooking seafood. The supporting cast—particularly Leo Woodall from HBO’s The White Lotus, and comedian Stavris Halkias, both playing coworkers—provides a crackling camaraderie that further bonds Bourdain to the high spirits and competitive spunk of the restaurant kitchen.

But this isn’t a movie about food, per se. It’s about how a young, self-absorbed kid found a direction for his life he didn’t know he wanted or needed. Bourdain longed to be a writer, and he eventually did, penning the best-seller Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly. It’s about his incubation in that underbelly, before he became a chef in a prestigious Manhattan restaurant and later a media personality on the Food Network, the Travel Channel and CNN.

The movie doesn’t show how Mary—whom Anthony attempts to woo by cracking open an oyster for her at a party—later becomes Bourdain’s wife, or that Bourdain’s life would end tragically in 2018, by suicide when he was 61. But one scene does point to a sobering endpoint, when Bourdain asks about a painting of François Vatel, a 17th century chef, and is told he took his own life when a delivery of fish didn’t show up. Vatel’s life was built on food, as Bourdain’s was about to become.

Tony is a sweet, savory and sometimes spicy snapshot of Bourdain beginning the journey to find his mojo, learning about pots and pans and people, and about how dirty dishes directed him to a passion for all things culinary, and beyond.

Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “The Rivals of Amziah King”

Matthew McConaughey stars in pulpy bee-centric crime drama

The Rivals of Amziah King
Starring Matthew McConaughey, Angelina LookingGlass, Kurt Russell & Cole Sprause
Directed by Andrew Patterson
Rated R
In theaters Friday, Aug. 14, 2026

Mix beehives, honey heists, murder, bloody pulp, church potlucks and downhome pickin’ and grinnin’ and you get this overcooked Southern gumbo of a movie starring Matthew McConaughey as a good-ol’-boy Oklahoma beekeeper.

He’s Amziah King, and as the title suggests, he’s got some rivals. The Okie beekeeping business, it seems, is rife with theft and crookery. Amziah’s little rural community, he notes, “is not full of kind people.”  

Director Andrew Patterson stirs a lot in the honeypot, overlapping bucolic small-town Southern vibes with a tense crime yarn, orchestrated by interludes of Amziah playing bluegrass with local musicians. Kinda like Pulp Fiction crossed with O Brother Where Art Thou.

And there are lots of bees. Lots of bees. The movie is practically a crash course in beekeeping, and it works hard to show us how bees are not only essential to life, they’re a lot like people, a community of drones and workers dedicated to serving and protecting their leader, their queen. And they’ll strike back when they get agitated, threatened or riled.

Angelina LookingGlass, a young Native America actress making her movie debut, plays Amziah’s former foster daughter, Kateri, now coming back into his life—and deep into the story in a major plot shift midway through the movie. But does she have what it will take to become a queen bee? Kurt Russell is a slick-and-shady business honcho. Cole Sprouse (a now-grown-up former Disney star from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody) is a restaurant worker who knows how to do more than serve hamburgers.  

And McConaughey is pure McConaughey, coasting through it all with a wink, a grin and a drawl and back-porch homilies—and showing off the new skill he learned for the movie, playing a mandolin. To add to its Southern bona fides, some of the music is performed by the Avett Brothers and supervised by producer T. Bone Burnette.  

But the film can’t quite seem to wrangle all the colorful characters, its wild-ride storylines, the picking-parlor sunshine and bee metaphors into a coherent plot. It’s a jerky yarn that veers wildly all over the place, from Biblical references (the name of McConaughy’s character is a Hebrew word meaning “Yahweh is strong”) to gritty drama and wisecracking humor. And there are some incongruous filmmaking choices, like jerkily freeze-framing random shots or showing repeated closeups of LookingGlass looking silent and saintly.

It plays it for laughs when one character gets scalped by an industrial honey extractor, or when a woman who’s losing her eyesight collides repeatedly with storefront doors. Ain’t small-town life a real stitch!

Bees, Amziah tells his daughter, can live in harmony, or they can hurt you. They’re “not all bad,” he says, “or all good.” Just like this bee-centric, honey-glazed flick, flowing with music and eccentricity, buzzing back and forth between sweet father-daughter mojo and rancorous vice.

Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “One Night Only”

What’s so funny about a world in which extramarital sex is illegal? This wild-night romcom explores the horny ha-ha’s

One Night Only
Starring Callum Turner & Monica Barbaro
Directed by Will Gluck
Rated R

In theaters Friday, Aug. 7, 2026

A “sex comedy” with some stinging societal undertones, One Night Only is set in a dystopian alternative reality where it’s illegal to have sexual relations outside of marriage. Except for one night only, a 24-hour period set aside each year when hot-to-trot, love-starved singles are free to mingle.

Callum Turner plays Owen, a pizza maker on the prowl when his girlfriend (Maya Hawke) tells him she has other plans—with another guy—for the evening. Ouch! Monica Barbaro is Allie, a commercial jingle singer hoping to hit a high note or two with a sexy hookup.

Owen and Allie don’t know each other, but we watch them meet, intersect throughout the night and eventually…well, you’ll have to see the movie to find out. In between, you’ll see a slew of familiar faces in comedic cameos and supporting roles, including Molly Ringwald, Levar Burton, Bobby Canivale, Succession‘s Nicholas Braun, indie singer King Princess, SNL’s Pete Davidson and Ben Marshall, and Este Haim of the musical sister trio Haim (who also composed the film’s soundtrack).

But Turner (who starred in last year’s afterlife comedy Eternity with Elisabeth Olsen and Miles Teller) and Barbaro (so impressive as Joan Baez alongside Timothée Chalamet’s Bob Dylan in A Complete Unknown) are the real workhorses here. We’re along for the ride as their characters run a gauntlet of wild-night situations, in a hospital emergency room, a police station, a recording studio, a crashed party and up, down and all across the teeming streets of New York City.

I particularly enjoyed how a jingle Allie records—for a product to combat plaque psoriasis—becomes a much bigger recurring punchline. And how the subject of a book she remembers from her childhood, about the little red lighthouse under the George Washington Bridge, sets the stage, literally, for the movie’s finale.

Director Will Gluck knows how to put a uniquely funny spin on movie romcoms, as he did with Easy A and Anyone But You. Here he relishes the clever details of a “world” in which unmarried sex is taboo, and people are branded with wrist biosensors to monitor their bed behavior. As you might expect, the “chastity mandate” is hugely unpopular; we see graffiti expressing the wide malcontent, and infographics showing “acceptable” and “unacceptable” displays of affection.

When the sun goes down and the “one night” begins, there’s a mad rush on condoms (surge-priced, of course), and costumed vendors dressed as oversized tubes of KY Jelly hawk their lubricant to sidewalk passersby.

It’s like a merry mashup of George Orwell, The Handmaid’s Tale and When Harry Met Sally, with more sex jokes—a lot more. But it’s also a movie with a lot more than sex on its mind. There’s a gravity to all the sexy light-heartedness, a somber sense that its reality—of government intrusion into who we can love, and when—isn’t so far-fetched. Like when we see a newscaster reporting on the “purity” of America. And it’s not just a throwaway line when characters talk about the “crazy time” they’re living in, on the “most unromantic night of the year.” Or a policewoman (Michelle Hurd, from TV’s Law & Order: Special Victims Unit) is chided for “being on the wrong side of history” when she talks about a repeat offender arrested multiple times for his extramarital crimes of passion.

It’s never raunchy, but always zingy, a movie about surging hormones allowed out of the box for a nocturnal buffet of sensual splurging. But there’s a sweetness too, a sense that sex is but one part of a healthy romantic relationship.

“Maybe we shouldn’t overthink this,” Owen says at one point. Indeed. One Night Only is a zippy, zany satire of a world gone crazy, in more ways than one—a world that looks, and feels, very familiar. And very funny, at least until you start thinking about how close to reality it might really be.

Neil Pond

Movie Review: “Spider-Man: Brand New Day”

Tom Holland swings into action again as pop culture’s top webslinger faces new threats—and a world that’s forgotten who he is

Spider-Man: Brand New Day
Starring Tom Holland, Zendaya & Jon Berthal
Directed by Destin Daniel Kreton
Rated PG-13

In theaters Friday, July 31, 2026

Packed with loads of action, gobs of heart and pantheon of familiar faces, Brand New Day will thrill Spidey fans—and spike Tom Holland’s stock as the Spider-Man of the “modern” era.

Hot off the heels of his other recent movie (a not-so-little IMAX thing called The Odyssey), Holland is now back in the swing for the fourth time as Peter Parker and his crime-fighting alter ego. This time around, he’s grappling with what happened in the previous movie, No Way Home, in which the only recourse for a multiverse Dr. Strange spell gone wrong was erasing everyone’s memories of Peter. And like that, whoosh, Peter Parker effectively ceased to exist.

Now, with all his past relationships gone, Peter buckles down on fighting crime as Spider-Man, using a wall of computers and a highly advanced AI assistant he calls Evie, to track transgressors. (A brand new day, indeed!) But it’s a lonely, angsty world, especially when it comes to his old love interest, MJ (Zendaya) and his nebbish best bud Ned (Jacon Batalon), who have moved on with their lives.

Things get further complicated when Peter’s arachnid hormones—remember, he became Spider-Man after being bitten by a radioactive spider—start spiking, giving him some startling new super-abilities. And there’s all those Big Apple baddies to deal with, like Scorpion (Michael Mando) and Tombstone (Marvin Jones III). Plus a new threat, a telekinetic power that can take over minds or unleash waves of destruction.

Part superhero saga, part love story, part detective-yarn mystery, it’s all Spider-Man facing a “brand new day” of reckoning with who he is, what he is and what he’s destined to become. If you’ve been following all the previous Spider-Man flicks, you won’t have any trouble keeping up with all the plotline of bread crumbs, the in-jokes and the winks and nods to characters and events in the past. But if this is your first Spider-Man movie, you may find it more challenging—especially when fanboys around you start laughing at something that flies, like Spider-Man, right over your head.

Fans debate who’s the best Spider-Man: Holland, Tobey McGuire or Andrew Garfield. Brand New Day may move Holland to the top of the pack; he’s pitch-perfect as a young man confronting the challenges and changes of adulthood, and the curveballs of life itself.And he and Zendaya, a couple in real life, have an easy, natural spark as Peter and MJ gradually re-discover their relationship. There are other characters pulled from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the franchise built on comic-book stories largely from the ‘60s. No spoilers here, but one’s big and green, and another is a femme fatale operating from an unlikely office, in a spa pool. Marisa Tomei, who plays Peter’s late beloved Aunt May, appears in flashbacks. Stranger ThingsSadie Sink portrays a brand new character, one pivotal to the story.

But it’s Jon Bernthal who practically steals the show as Frank Castle/The Punisher, an underworld street tough who becomes Peter’s unlikely ally.

The action sequences are top-notch zing and zap, thrilling integrations of digital razzle-dazzle and whiplash editing, whether Spider-Man is swinging between skyscrapers, bouncing off buildings or battling a group of ninja assassins, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon-style.

But it’s the movie’s softer, beating heart that sets it apart from most other Spider-Man flicks. It’s about the isolation of being gifted—or “special,” unique with powers no one else has—and how relationships are integral to everything. It’s about how men can become monsters, and vice-versa. It’s about growing up, as Peter Parker does, with mental and physical changes (as most of us also discover) as he finds, and claims, his place in the world.

And it’s about a movie franchise built on comic-book pulp that’s become one of the most successful film properties in the world, now part of the Disney empire. Over at the House of Mouse, it feels like this explosively entertaining and engaging new Spider-Man adventure will be another “brand new day” at the bank.

And if you wonder where it’s all headed next, stay for an after-credits scene that might give you a clue.

Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “The Odyssey”

Director Christopher Nolan’s epic retooling of the iconic Greek legend deserves to be seen on the IMAX screen

The Odyssey
Starring Matt Damon, Tom Holland, Anne Hathaway & Robert Pattinson
Directed by Christopher Nolan
R

In theaters Friday, July 17

Director Christopher Nolan’s bold, brawny and brutally impressive new take on one of the world’s oldest and tallest of tall tales puts a colossal cinematic crown on the legend of the Greek warrior king Odysseus and his 10-year journey home after the sacking of Troy.

The saga known as the Odyssey has been around since prehistory, passed along through songs and poems and ultimately attributed to the blind poet known as Homer. Its theme—of a husband and father trying to return to his wife and his son after a brutal war—resonates worldwide throughout art, literature, language and pop culture.

Matt Damon (above) leads the cast as Odysseus, the king of Ithica. Anne Hathaway gives a searingly strong—and potentially Oscar-worthy—standout performance his ever-faithful wife, Penelope, holding things down back at the palace, wondering when—and if—her king will have a homecoming. Should she give in and remarry, and move on?

Tom Holland breaks free of the Spider-Man movie web as Odysseus’ son, Telemachus, who sets out on his own trek to find his father—or find out what fate befell him. Robert Pattinson is the film’s hissable villain Antonius, who shakes things up as a smarmy suitor with his eye on Odysseus’ wife, and on the spoils of the royal throne.

There’s also John Leguizimo as Odysseus’ loyal servant, the blind swineherd Menelaus, Lupito Nynong’o as Helen of Troy, and Zendaya as the goddess Athena. Mia Goth is a disloyal maidservant, Charlize Theron is the seductive sea nymph Calypso, and John Bernthal plays the king of Sparta. Transgendered actor Elliot Page (formerly Ellen Page) is Sinon, who plays a pivotal role staging the Trojan horse attack. In a nod to the tale’s roots in oral tradition, the rapper Travis Scott makes an appearance as a bard, spreading an early version of the Odysseus legend.

The movie opens with the words “A tale of apparent magic,” and that’s true in more ways than one. In addition to the fantastical elements of the story, there’s also movie magic. Nolan, one of the most commercially successful and creatively ambitious directors in Hollywood today (his previous film, Oppenheimer, won seven Oscars and grossed nearly $1 billion), makes The Odyssey an immersive, transportive experience, more than just a story on a screen. Filmed entirely with new 70mm IMAX cameras, it’s a hyper-visual experience made to be seen as large as it was made, so don’t be stingy. Fork over the few extra IMAX bucks and behold its wide-ranging wonders.

Eschewing CGI and computerized effects for physical props and sets, and filming on location throughout the Mediterranean and beyond, Nolan takes us along for Odysseus’ legendary adventures—captured by a monstrous cyclops, clashing with giant woodland warriors, escaping from a sorceress (the terrific Samantha Morton) who turns men into animals, steering his longboat past the seductive song of the sirens, and navigating the treacherous passage between the whirlpool Charybdis and the multi-headed monster Scylla. We’re there for the siege of Troy, with Odysseus and his men packed like sardines into a wooden horse, their elaborate ruse to gain entry to the city and destroy it. There’s even a side trip to hell, where they encounter a blood-slurping legion of the undead.

It all comes to a head with a brutal showdown and Odysseus rights a few wrongs—and breaks out his trusty bow and arrows one final time.

It gets a bit too intense for young kids, hence the R rating. It’s suffused with magic and mysticism, but it can be ominous, scary and bloody. The music and sound, by Swedish composer Ludwig Göransson, is a perfect complement to the imagery, full of experimental, non-traditional orchestral noises and ancient instruments that enhance the mythic, meaty elements of the story.

But for all its dark wonders, this Odyssey grounds its nearly three hours of wide-ranging, high-seas, gung-ho adventure in a very human story about a bond between a father and his son, the enduring love of a husband and his wife, and the emotional toll wrought on Odysseus by years of war, wondering and wandering. It’s a story about loyalty, faithfulness, sacrifice, guilt and retribution. And at the end of his long road, Odysseus is tired, weary and worried about the path of destruction he’s been carving. “To burn the walls of Troy,” he laments, “was to burn the world entire.”

Hmmm…. Maybe that’s a cautionary message this ancient tale holds even for our world today, and where it might be headed.

Even when The Odyssey was weeks away from opening, it had already sparked a clamorous backlash and a bit of burning of its own from critics who wanted to harp on its casting (too ethnically diverse, they said), its authenticity (those longboats look more Nordic than Greek) and its dialogue (Telemachus refers to his father as “dad,” and there are several f-bombs).

But such reproach is but a handful of small stones thrown at a towering achievement. Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey is an epic movie for an epic story, an odyssey in more ways than one, and a movie that’s going to be watched, discussed and lauded for a long time to come—in alignment with the ever-malleable story of Odysseus itself, which has endured for 2,500 years.

And hey, it’s probably the only film you’ll ever see with a rapper, Zendaya as a goddess, Spider-Man, a 50-foot-tall cyclops in a cave, and a bunch of pigs that used to be guys.

Neil Pond

Movie Review: “The Invite”

An all-star cast in a sex-bombshell comedy about a married couple hoping to spice up their lives

The Invite
Starring Olivia Wilde, Seth Rogen, Penélope Cruz & Edward Norton
Directed by Olivia Wilde
R


In theaters Friday, July 10

Apartment couples spend a revealing evening together in The Invite, a saucy grownup comedy that quickly turns into a relationship minefield.

Joe and Angela (Seth Rogen and Olivia Wilde) are a San Francisco married pair whose relationship is already rocky, more than just a bit stale and stagnated. Their upstairs neighbors Hawk and his girlfriend, Pina (Edward Norton and Penélope Cruz), don’t have that problem. They make love, frequently and loudly, which irritates Joe considerably.

When Angela invites Hawk and Pina over for a get-to-know-you couples dinner, it sparks an evening of zippy, zappy conversation with more than food on the menu.

Hawk and Pina are swingers into group sex. Joe and Angela are not. At least, not yet.

Wilde, as the director, threads a tricky needle with this ribald “sex comedy” that doesn’t depict any full-on sex and eventually turns into a touching tale about relationships, resets and what it takes for couples to make beautiful music together.

She got her start acting; this is her third movie as a director, following the acclaimed Booksmart (2019) and Don’t Worry Darling (2022). She knows what she’s doing, and gives The Invite a confident, surefooted jolt of sassy comedic bite, from both sides of the camera.

It’s based on a Spanish film called The People Upstairs, which was itself based on a play, and Wilde’s movie feels like somewhat of a return to the story’s roots. It’s set almost entirely inside Joe and Angela’s apartment, like a stage set, where the four characters move through hallways, in and out of rooms as they progress through various emotions and temptations, play the blame game and spill forth their deep secrets. It’s a brisk, snappy spin on the facades—the walls—we often put up to hide behind, and as the old ‘60s song says, the games people play.

And it’s funny. Very funny. Often hilariously funny. Rogen—who plays a music teacher deeply resentful how his life has turned out—has never met a movie he couldn’t spice up with a heh-heh-heh (or a spliff), and he does both here. The conversations in The Invite have real farcical sting and zing. Wilde’s facial expressions run a gamut of comedic reactions and realizations as a woman who feels like something has died inside her, who longs for more but is unsure what it is or how to get it—and who may, in fact, have stumbled upon it.

Cruz, an Oscar winner for Vicky Christina Barcelona, is totally on the money as a tantalizing, Spanish-hottie “sex therapist.” Norton—whose wide-ranging resume includes Fight Club, American History X  and Moonrise Kingdom—gets to deliver a revealing soliloquy that sets up a tonal shift that reshapes things in the movie’s final act.

And you won’t see many other films that turn flan, Rolfing, a Sade song, back pain, a collapsible bike and a soufflé into laugh lines.  

The movie puts an inventive, contemporary twist on “groundbreaking” couple comedies of years gone by, like Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice and Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolfe, and turns its satirical slices and dices into life-mate therapy and waves of personal re-evaluation.

Also worth noting: We find out that Rogen’s Joe met his wife-to-be almost two decades ago, when he played in a band that—to his lingering disappointment—never got its ticket to the big time. But it did have one hit song, which happened to be about Angela. Joe’s resentment becomes a subplot itself and gives a framework of enhanced relevance to the movie’s closing music, a demo of a duet between Graham Nash and Joni Mitchell that became the Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young classic “Our House.”  

And the film’s onscreen dedication, “To Diane,” is a nod to another emblem of sparkling, generational-defining movie comedies, the late, great Diane Keaton—who I think would have felt right at home in this one, and in this movie “house.”

“We only get a few chances for meaningful relationships in our lives,” Pina says. “What do we all want? To be desired.”

The relationships—and the desires—in The Invite don’t necessarily turn out to go where you think they’re going. The movie zigs when you think it’s going to zag and pumps the brakes when you’re prepared for it to give it more gas.

It keeps you guessing in an exhilarating way, driven by anticipation, discovery, confessionals and surprises, all within the walls of Joe and Angela’s apartment, their home. Ultimately, it arrives at a place where fantasy and reality meet on life’s metaphysical road with parallel lanes of wild and weary—and where two people find what they truly want and need.

Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass”

Rollicking, randy all-star-cast comedy puts a naughty spin on “The Wizard of Oz”

Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass
Starring Zoey Deutch, Ken Marino, Jon Hamm & John Slattery
Directed by David Wain
R

In theaters Friday, July 10

A multi-layered concept comedy with a motley crew running all over Los Angeles, Gail Daughtery and the Celebrity Sex Pass is the latest absurdly raunchy, ridiculously hyper romp from director David Wain.

Wain’s previous films—like Wet Hot American Summer, Role Models and They Came Together—skewered big-screen tropes with satire and a smirk, and this one’s in a similar vein. It follows a young Midwestern hairstylist, Gail Daughtry (Zoey Deutch), who takes a fish-out-of-water trip to sunny California.

You see, Gail and her fiancé, Tom (Michael Cassidy) made a far-fetched deal, sort of, agreeing that if either of them could have a booty call with their celebrity crush, the other would be free to do the same—in other words, a celebrity sex pass. When Gail finds Tom bonking Jennifer Aniston in the back room of a bookstore, she heads to Tinseltown to hook up with actor John Hamm and “level the playing field.”

Yes, it sounds crazy. And it is, packed with bawdy jokes and bonkers celebrity cameos. In addition to Aniston and Hamm, who play themselves, there’s Henry Winkler, Weird Al Yankovic and Penn Gillette. And isn’t that Paul Rudd as a wedding guest, giving a wink to the camera? Yes, it is!

Actor/comedian Richard Kind is a cab driver. Elizabeth Perkins and Elizabeth Banks have cameos you might miss if you get up to get popcorn. Hamm’s Mad Men co-star, John Slattery, plays a version of himself, one that’s surprisingly well-versed in the art of self-defense. Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Jo Lo Truglio is an inept thug. There’s a map-of-the-stars salesman (Michael Ian Black) and Fred Melamed’s a mailman, narrating the tale looking into the camera…and sometimes into the mailbox. There’s a guy (Robert Herjavec) from Shark Tank! Reno 911’s Thomas Lennon is a rock-star hairdresser, the master of the whip curl, who knows how to use his curling iron as a weapon. Sabrina Impacciatore, from The White Lotus, hams it up as an evil mastermind.

But the real standout here is Deutch. The daughter of actress Lea Thompson and director Howard Deutch embodies the movie’s enthusiasm, its embrace of wide-eyed adventure and its self-assurance that all the wacky comedy is hitting a bullseye. She “sells” it, hammering home the silliness with dynamic self-confidence. She’s come a long way since Disney’s The Suite Life on Deck in 2010!

There’s also a fateful briefcase switcheroo in an airport, a plot to collapse the world economy, bad guys chasing good guys, an abandoned Wild West set and a roll of 35mm camera film that becomes an inspirational touchstone. It feels like It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World meets with The Naked Gun, with a Mad Men reunion to boot.

On one level, it’s a sweeping, sexed-up mock-tail toast to Hollywood, with actors playing themselves, paparazzi (The Residence’s Ken Marino, who also co-wrote the movie) lurking in the bushes, bodyguards, a movie pitch and agents from Creative Artists Agency. To top it off, it’s also a loopy salute to one of the most classic films of all time.

You don’t have to dig deep to see the connections to The Wizard of Oz. Gail is the Kansas girl, like Dorothy Gail in the 1939 film, who ventures into a place full of wonder and danger, on a mission with a posse of characters, trying to avoid pursuers—and wearing a pair of ruby red slippers. If you have trouble figuring out who, exactly, is standing in for the Tin Man, the Scarecrow and the Cowardly Lion, Dorothy’s dog Toto, the Wicked Witch and the flying monkeys, stick around for the credits.

As for the Wizard himself, well, you’ll make the connection when one of the characters admits his insecurities about pretending to be someone he’s not, living “behind the curtain” of his fame—and certainly when he drops in later, via hot-air balloon.

Of course, in The Wizard of Oz, Dorothy didn’t sing about being “off to see the Wizard” to hop into the sack with him. But Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass doesn’t want us to think too hard about that, or about anything. It just wants to nudge us into some chuckles at its outlandish premise, its random randy-ness, its cavalcade of in-jokes, and its weird, wonderfully wacky spin on someplace way, way over the rainbow—where sex with the stars is a thing, some dreams really do come true, and Weird Al Yankovic hops off his golf cart to chase interlopers away with an Uzi.

Neil Pond