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Movie Review: “Tony”

Dig into the dirty dishes that launched the lauded career of Anthony Bourdain

Chef (Antonio Banderas) and young Anthony Bourdain (Dominique Sessa) suit up in the kitchen.

Tony
Starring Dominique Sessa, Antonio Banderas & Emilia Jones
Directed by Matt Johnson
Rated R

In theaters Friday, Aug. 21

How did Anthony Bourdain become a renowned celebrity chef, TV personality and globetrotting documentarian of international life and cuisine? This biopic shows you the unlikely, unsteady roots of the culinary superstar.

Dominique Sessa plays young Bourdain, 19 years old in 1975 and fresh out of Vassar College in New York. He pompously drops big words (like “insouciant,” “valediction” and “providential”) and aspires to be a serious writer, like George Orwell or Jack Kerouac. He’s also a bit of a truth-stretcher. As Bourdain himself says in the words that open the film—taken from his 2010 memoir— he was a “spoiled, miserable, narcissistic, self-destructive young lout, and badly in need of a good ass-kicking.”

The ass-kicking comes, sure enough—along with a course-setting direction for his life—when he takes a job washing dishes in the kitchen of a small seafood restaurant in Providence, R.I. That’s where he goes, after swiping money out of his father’s wallet, to track down his old high-school crush, Nancy Putkoski (Emilia Jones, from Netflix’s Locke & Key and HBO’s Task).

A lot of the course-setting (and the ass-kicking) come courtesy of Antonio Banderas as “Chef,” the Portuguese seafood-restaurant owner who hires him—after throwing his drunk, punk and pugnacious ass out onto the street.  

Director Matt Johnson—whose previous films include the conspiracy thriller Operation Avalanche and the cult-hit mockumentary TV series Nirvana the Band Show—has a deft touch behind the camera, bringing us into Bourdain’s formative world with seasonings of wit and warmth. Sessa, so good as a waylaid college student in The Holdovers (2023), grounds everything as Bourdain, unsure of where he’s headed but always laid-back and observing, absorbing and processing, taking it all in. We can practically see the wheels turning in his head. Sessa is particularly well-cast; tall, gangly and bushy-headed, he physically resembles Bourdain at that age, and that stage.

Emilia Jones plays Tony’s crush.

Director Johnson captures the essence of the ’70s in every detail, from wire-rim glasses, hairstyles and bell bottoms to music, with well-placed needle drops on Kool & the Gang (“Hollywood Swinging”), the Brothers Johnson (“Strawberry Letter 23”) and Walter Murphy (“A Fifth of Beethoven”). And the movie effectively conveys the crackling chaos and zesty chemistry of the noisy restaurant kitchen, with workers joshing each other, tossing around profanities, sniffing coke, shelling mussels, making lobster thermidor—and gathering around a table to share a pot of squid stew after hours.

Banderas’ Chef takes Bourdain under his wing, giving him a place to sleep and becoming his mentor, tutoring him on catching, prepping and cooking seafood. The supporting cast—particularly Leo Woodall from HBO’s The White Lotus, and comedian Stavris Halkias, both playing coworkers—provides a crackling camaraderie that further bonds Bourdain to the high spirits and competitive spunk of the restaurant kitchen.

But this isn’t a movie about food, per se. It’s about how a young, self-absorbed kid found a direction for his life he didn’t know he wanted or needed. Bourdain longed to be a writer, and he eventually did, penning the best-seller Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly. It’s about his incubation in that underbelly, before he became a chef in a prestigious Manhattan restaurant and later a media personality on the Food Network, the Travel Channel and CNN.

The movie doesn’t show how Mary—whom Anthony attempts to woo by cracking open an oyster for her at a party—later becomes Bourdain’s wife, or that Bourdain’s life would end tragically in 2018, by suicide when he was 61. But one scene does point to a sobering endpoint, when Bourdain asks about a painting of François Vatel, a 17th century chef, and is told he took his own life when a delivery of fish didn’t show up. Vatel’s life was built on food, as Bourdain’s was about to become.

Tony is a sweet, savory and sometimes spicy snapshot of Bourdain beginning the journey to find his mojo, learning about pots and pans and people, and about how dirty dishes directed him to a passion for all things culinary, and beyond.

Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “The Rivals of Amziah King”

Matthew McConaughey stars in pulpy bee-centric crime drama

The Rivals of Amziah King
Starring Matthew McConaughey, Angelina LookingGlass, Kurt Russell & Cole Sprause
Directed by Andrew Patterson
Rated R
In theaters Friday, Aug. 14, 2026

Mix beehives, honey heists, murder, bloody pulp, church potlucks and downhome pickin’ and grinnin’ and you get this overcooked Southern gumbo of a movie starring Matthew McConaughey as a good-ol’-boy Oklahoma beekeeper.

He’s Amziah King, and as the title suggests, he’s got some rivals. The Okie beekeeping business, it seems, is rife with theft and crookery. Amziah’s little rural community, he notes, “is not full of kind people.”  

Director Andrew Patterson stirs a lot in the honeypot, overlapping bucolic small-town Southern vibes with a tense crime yarn, orchestrated by interludes of Amziah playing bluegrass with local musicians. Kinda like Pulp Fiction crossed with O Brother Where Art Thou.

And there are lots of bees. Lots of bees. The movie is practically a crash course in beekeeping, and it works hard to show us how bees are not only essential to life, they’re a lot like people, a community of drones and workers dedicated to serving and protecting their leader, their queen. And they’ll strike back when they get agitated, threatened or riled.

Angelina LookingGlass, a young Native America actress making her movie debut, plays Amziah’s former foster daughter, Kateri, now coming back into his life—and deep into the story in a major plot shift midway through the movie. But does she have what it will take to become a queen bee? Kurt Russell is a slick-and-shady business honcho. Cole Sprouse (a now-grown-up former Disney star from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody) is a restaurant worker who knows how to do more than serve hamburgers.  

And McConaughey is pure McConaughey, coasting through it all with a wink, a grin and a drawl and back-porch homilies—and showing off the new skill he learned for the movie, playing a mandolin. To add to its Southern bona fides, some of the music is performed by the Avett Brothers and supervised by producer T. Bone Burnette.  

But the film can’t quite seem to wrangle all the colorful characters, its wild-ride storylines, the picking-parlor sunshine and bee metaphors into a coherent plot. It’s a jerky yarn that veers wildly all over the place, from Biblical references (the name of McConaughy’s character is a Hebrew word meaning “Yahweh is strong”) to gritty drama and wisecracking humor. And there are some incongruous filmmaking choices, like jerkily freeze-framing random shots or showing repeated closeups of LookingGlass looking silent and saintly.

It plays it for laughs when one character gets scalped by an industrial honey extractor, or when a woman who’s losing her eyesight collides repeatedly with storefront doors. Ain’t small-town life a real stitch!

Bees, Amziah tells his daughter, can live in harmony, or they can hurt you. They’re “not all bad,” he says, “or all good.” Just like this bee-centric, honey-glazed flick, flowing with music and eccentricity, buzzing back and forth between sweet father-daughter mojo and rancorous vice.

Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “One Night Only”

What’s so funny about a world in which extramarital sex is illegal? This wild-night romcom explores the horny ha-ha’s

One Night Only
Starring Callum Turner & Monica Barbaro
Directed by Will Gluck
Rated R

In theaters Friday, Aug. 7, 2026

A “sex comedy” with some stinging societal undertones, One Night Only is set in a dystopian alternative reality where it’s illegal to have sexual relations outside of marriage. Except for one night only, a 24-hour period set aside each year when hot-to-trot, love-starved singles are free to mingle.

Callum Turner plays Owen, a pizza maker on the prowl when his girlfriend (Maya Hawke) tells him she has other plans—with another guy—for the evening. Ouch! Monica Barbaro is Allie, a commercial jingle singer hoping to hit a high note or two with a sexy hookup.

Owen and Allie don’t know each other, but we watch them meet, intersect throughout the night and eventually…well, you’ll have to see the movie to find out. In between, you’ll see a slew of familiar faces in comedic cameos and supporting roles, including Molly Ringwald, Levar Burton, Bobby Canivale, Succession‘s Nicholas Braun, indie singer King Princess, SNL’s Pete Davidson and Ben Marshall, and Este Haim of the musical sister trio Haim (who also composed the film’s soundtrack).

But Turner (who starred in last year’s afterlife comedy Eternity with Elisabeth Olsen and Miles Teller) and Barbaro (so impressive as Joan Baez alongside Timothée Chalamet’s Bob Dylan in A Complete Unknown) are the real workhorses here. We’re along for the ride as their characters run a gauntlet of wild-night situations, in a hospital emergency room, a police station, a recording studio, a crashed party and up, down and all across the teeming streets of New York City.

I particularly enjoyed how a jingle Allie records—for a product to combat plaque psoriasis—becomes a much bigger recurring punchline. And how the subject of a book she remembers from her childhood, about the little red lighthouse under the George Washington Bridge, sets the stage, literally, for the movie’s finale.

Director Will Gluck knows how to put a uniquely funny spin on movie romcoms, as he did with Easy A and Anyone But You. Here he relishes the clever details of a “world” in which unmarried sex is taboo, and people are branded with wrist biosensors to monitor their bed behavior. As you might expect, the “chastity mandate” is hugely unpopular; we see graffiti expressing the wide malcontent, and infographics showing “acceptable” and “unacceptable” displays of affection.

When the sun goes down and the “one night” begins, there’s a mad rush on condoms (surge-priced, of course), and costumed vendors dressed as oversized tubes of KY Jelly hawk their lubricant to sidewalk passersby.

It’s like a merry mashup of George Orwell, The Handmaid’s Tale and When Harry Met Sally, with more sex jokes—a lot more. But it’s also a movie with a lot more than sex on its mind. There’s a gravity to all the sexy light-heartedness, a somber sense that its reality—of government intrusion into who we can love, and when—isn’t so far-fetched. Like when we see a newscaster reporting on the “purity” of America. And it’s not just a throwaway line when characters talk about the “crazy time” they’re living in, on the “most unromantic night of the year.” Or a policewoman (Michelle Hurd, from TV’s Law & Order: Special Victims Unit) is chided for “being on the wrong side of history” when she talks about a repeat offender arrested multiple times for his extramarital crimes of passion.

It’s never raunchy, but always zingy, a movie about surging hormones allowed out of the box for a nocturnal buffet of sensual splurging. But there’s a sweetness too, a sense that sex is but one part of a healthy romantic relationship.

“Maybe we shouldn’t overthink this,” Owen says at one point. Indeed. One Night Only is a zippy, zany satire of a world gone crazy, in more ways than one—a world that looks, and feels, very familiar. And very funny, at least until you start thinking about how close to reality it might really be.

Neil Pond

Movie Review: “Spider-Man: Brand New Day”

Tom Holland swings into action again as pop culture’s top webslinger faces new threats—and a world that’s forgotten who he is

Spider-Man: Brand New Day
Starring Tom Holland, Zendaya & Jon Berthal
Directed by Destin Daniel Kreton
Rated PG-13

In theaters Friday, July 31, 2026

Packed with loads of action, gobs of heart and pantheon of familiar faces, Brand New Day will thrill Spidey fans—and spike Tom Holland’s stock as the Spider-Man of the “modern” era.

Hot off the heels of his other recent movie (a not-so-little IMAX thing called The Odyssey), Holland is now back in the swing for the fourth time as Peter Parker and his crime-fighting alter ego. This time around, he’s grappling with what happened in the previous movie, No Way Home, in which the only recourse for a multiverse Dr. Strange spell gone wrong was erasing everyone’s memories of Peter. And like that, whoosh, Peter Parker effectively ceased to exist.

Now, with all his past relationships gone, Peter buckles down on fighting crime as Spider-Man, using a wall of computers and a highly advanced AI assistant he calls Evie, to track transgressors. (A brand new day, indeed!) But it’s a lonely, angsty world, especially when it comes to his old love interest, MJ (Zendaya) and his nebbish best bud Ned (Jacon Batalon), who have moved on with their lives.

Things get further complicated when Peter’s arachnid hormones—remember, he became Spider-Man after being bitten by a radioactive spider—start spiking, giving him some startling new super-abilities. And there’s all those Big Apple baddies to deal with, like Scorpion (Michael Mando) and Tombstone (Marvin Jones III). Plus a new threat, a telekinetic power that can take over minds or unleash waves of destruction.

Part superhero saga, part love story, part detective-yarn mystery, it’s all Spider-Man facing a “brand new day” of reckoning with who he is, what he is and what he’s destined to become. If you’ve been following all the previous Spider-Man flicks, you won’t have any trouble keeping up with all the plotline of bread crumbs, the in-jokes and the winks and nods to characters and events in the past. But if this is your first Spider-Man movie, you may find it more challenging—especially when fanboys around you start laughing at something that flies, like Spider-Man, right over your head.

Fans debate who’s the best Spider-Man: Holland, Tobey McGuire or Andrew Garfield. Brand New Day may move Holland to the top of the pack; he’s pitch-perfect as a young man confronting the challenges and changes of adulthood, and the curveballs of life itself.And he and Zendaya, a couple in real life, have an easy, natural spark as Peter and MJ gradually re-discover their relationship. There are other characters pulled from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the franchise built on comic-book stories largely from the ‘60s. No spoilers here, but one’s big and green, and another is a femme fatale operating from an unlikely office, in a spa pool. Marisa Tomei, who plays Peter’s late beloved Aunt May, appears in flashbacks. Stranger ThingsSadie Sink portrays a brand new character, one pivotal to the story.

But it’s Jon Bernthal who practically steals the show as Frank Castle/The Punisher, an underworld street tough who becomes Peter’s unlikely ally.

The action sequences are top-notch zing and zap, thrilling integrations of digital razzle-dazzle and whiplash editing, whether Spider-Man is swinging between skyscrapers, bouncing off buildings or battling a group of ninja assassins, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon-style.

But it’s the movie’s softer, beating heart that sets it apart from most other Spider-Man flicks. It’s about the isolation of being gifted—or “special,” unique with powers no one else has—and how relationships are integral to everything. It’s about how men can become monsters, and vice-versa. It’s about growing up, as Peter Parker does, with mental and physical changes (as most of us also discover) as he finds, and claims, his place in the world.

And it’s about a movie franchise built on comic-book pulp that’s become one of the most successful film properties in the world, now part of the Disney empire. Over at the House of Mouse, it feels like this explosively entertaining and engaging new Spider-Man adventure will be another “brand new day” at the bank.

And if you wonder where it’s all headed next, stay for an after-credits scene that might give you a clue.

Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “The Odyssey”

Director Christopher Nolan’s epic retooling of the iconic Greek legend deserves to be seen on the IMAX screen

The Odyssey
Starring Matt Damon, Tom Holland, Anne Hathaway & Robert Pattinson
Directed by Christopher Nolan
R

In theaters Friday, July 17

Director Christopher Nolan’s bold, brawny and brutally impressive new take on one of the world’s oldest and tallest of tall tales puts a colossal cinematic crown on the legend of the Greek warrior king Odysseus and his 10-year journey home after the sacking of Troy.

The saga known as the Odyssey has been around since prehistory, passed along through songs and poems and ultimately attributed to the blind poet known as Homer. Its theme—of a husband and father trying to return to his wife and his son after a brutal war—resonates worldwide throughout art, literature, language and pop culture.

Matt Damon (above) leads the cast as Odysseus, the king of Ithica. Anne Hathaway gives a searingly strong—and potentially Oscar-worthy—standout performance his ever-faithful wife, Penelope, holding things down back at the palace, wondering when—and if—her king will have a homecoming. Should she give in and remarry, and move on?

Tom Holland breaks free of the Spider-Man movie web as Odysseus’ son, Telemachus, who sets out on his own trek to find his father—or find out what fate befell him. Robert Pattinson is the film’s hissable villain Antonius, who shakes things up as a smarmy suitor with his eye on Odysseus’ wife, and on the spoils of the royal throne.

There’s also John Leguizimo as Odysseus’ loyal servant, the blind swineherd Menelaus, Lupito Nynong’o as Helen of Troy, and Zendaya as the goddess Athena. Mia Goth is a disloyal maidservant, Charlize Theron is the seductive sea nymph Calypso, and John Bernthal plays the king of Sparta. Transgendered actor Elliot Page (formerly Ellen Page) is Sinon, who plays a pivotal role staging the Trojan horse attack. In a nod to the tale’s roots in oral tradition, the rapper Travis Scott makes an appearance as a bard, spreading an early version of the Odysseus legend.

The movie opens with the words “A tale of apparent magic,” and that’s true in more ways than one. In addition to the fantastical elements of the story, there’s also movie magic. Nolan, one of the most commercially successful and creatively ambitious directors in Hollywood today (his previous film, Oppenheimer, won seven Oscars and grossed nearly $1 billion), makes The Odyssey an immersive, transportive experience, more than just a story on a screen. Filmed entirely with new 70mm IMAX cameras, it’s a hyper-visual experience made to be seen as large as it was made, so don’t be stingy. Fork over the few extra IMAX bucks and behold its wide-ranging wonders.

Eschewing CGI and computerized effects for physical props and sets, and filming on location throughout the Mediterranean and beyond, Nolan takes us along for Odysseus’ legendary adventures—captured by a monstrous cyclops, clashing with giant woodland warriors, escaping from a sorceress (the terrific Samantha Morton) who turns men into animals, steering his longboat past the seductive song of the sirens, and navigating the treacherous passage between the whirlpool Charybdis and the multi-headed monster Scylla. We’re there for the siege of Troy, with Odysseus and his men packed like sardines into a wooden horse, their elaborate ruse to gain entry to the city and destroy it. There’s even a side trip to hell, where they encounter a blood-slurping legion of the undead.

It all comes to a head with a brutal showdown and Odysseus rights a few wrongs—and breaks out his trusty bow and arrows one final time.

It gets a bit too intense for young kids, hence the R rating. It’s suffused with magic and mysticism, but it can be ominous, scary and bloody. The music and sound, by Swedish composer Ludwig Göransson, is a perfect complement to the imagery, full of experimental, non-traditional orchestral noises and ancient instruments that enhance the mythic, meaty elements of the story.

But for all its dark wonders, this Odyssey grounds its nearly three hours of wide-ranging, high-seas, gung-ho adventure in a very human story about a bond between a father and his son, the enduring love of a husband and his wife, and the emotional toll wrought on Odysseus by years of war, wondering and wandering. It’s a story about loyalty, faithfulness, sacrifice, guilt and retribution. And at the end of his long road, Odysseus is tired, weary and worried about the path of destruction he’s been carving. “To burn the walls of Troy,” he laments, “was to burn the world entire.”

Hmmm…. Maybe that’s a cautionary message this ancient tale holds even for our world today, and where it might be headed.

Even when The Odyssey was weeks away from opening, it had already sparked a clamorous backlash and a bit of burning of its own from critics who wanted to harp on its casting (too ethnically diverse, they said), its authenticity (those longboats look more Nordic than Greek) and its dialogue (Telemachus refers to his father as “dad,” and there are several f-bombs).

But such reproach is but a handful of small stones thrown at a towering achievement. Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey is an epic movie for an epic story, an odyssey in more ways than one, and a movie that’s going to be watched, discussed and lauded for a long time to come—in alignment with the ever-malleable story of Odysseus itself, which has endured for 2,500 years.

And hey, it’s probably the only film you’ll ever see with a rapper, Zendaya as a goddess, Spider-Man, a 50-foot-tall cyclops in a cave, and a bunch of pigs that used to be guys.

Neil Pond

Movie Review: “The Invite”

An all-star cast in a sex-bombshell comedy about a married couple hoping to spice up their lives

The Invite
Starring Olivia Wilde, Seth Rogen, Penélope Cruz & Edward Norton
Directed by Olivia Wilde
R


In theaters Friday, July 10

Apartment couples spend a revealing evening together in The Invite, a saucy grownup comedy that quickly turns into a relationship minefield.

Joe and Angela (Seth Rogen and Olivia Wilde) are a San Francisco married pair whose relationship is already rocky, more than just a bit stale and stagnated. Their upstairs neighbors Hawk and his girlfriend, Pina (Edward Norton and Penélope Cruz), don’t have that problem. They make love, frequently and loudly, which irritates Joe considerably.

When Angela invites Hawk and Pina over for a get-to-know-you couples dinner, it sparks an evening of zippy, zappy conversation with more than food on the menu.

Hawk and Pina are swingers into group sex. Joe and Angela are not. At least, not yet.

Wilde, as the director, threads a tricky needle with this ribald “sex comedy” that doesn’t depict any full-on sex and eventually turns into a touching tale about relationships, resets and what it takes for couples to make beautiful music together.

She got her start acting; this is her third movie as a director, following the acclaimed Booksmart (2019) and Don’t Worry Darling (2022). She knows what she’s doing, and gives The Invite a confident, surefooted jolt of sassy comedic bite, from both sides of the camera.

It’s based on a Spanish film called The People Upstairs, which was itself based on a play, and Wilde’s movie feels like somewhat of a return to the story’s roots. It’s set almost entirely inside Joe and Angela’s apartment, like a stage set, where the four characters move through hallways, in and out of rooms as they progress through various emotions and temptations, play the blame game and spill forth their deep secrets. It’s a brisk, snappy spin on the facades—the walls—we often put up to hide behind, and as the old ‘60s song says, the games people play.

And it’s funny. Very funny. Often hilariously funny. Rogen—who plays a music teacher deeply resentful how his life has turned out—has never met a movie he couldn’t spice up with a heh-heh-heh (or a spliff), and he does both here. The conversations in The Invite have real farcical sting and zing. Wilde’s facial expressions run a gamut of comedic reactions and realizations as a woman who feels like something has died inside her, who longs for more but is unsure what it is or how to get it—and who may, in fact, have stumbled upon it.

Cruz, an Oscar winner for Vicky Christina Barcelona, is totally on the money as a tantalizing, Spanish-hottie “sex therapist.” Norton—whose wide-ranging resume includes Fight Club, American History X  and Moonrise Kingdom—gets to deliver a revealing soliloquy that sets up a tonal shift that reshapes things in the movie’s final act.

And you won’t see many other films that turn flan, Rolfing, a Sade song, back pain, a collapsible bike and a soufflé into laugh lines.  

The movie puts an inventive, contemporary twist on “groundbreaking” couple comedies of years gone by, like Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice and Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolfe, and turns its satirical slices and dices into life-mate therapy and waves of personal re-evaluation.

Also worth noting: We find out that Rogen’s Joe met his wife-to-be almost two decades ago, when he played in a band that—to his lingering disappointment—never got its ticket to the big time. But it did have one hit song, which happened to be about Angela. Joe’s resentment becomes a subplot itself and gives a framework of enhanced relevance to the movie’s closing music, a demo of a duet between Graham Nash and Joni Mitchell that became the Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young classic “Our House.”  

And the film’s onscreen dedication, “To Diane,” is a nod to another emblem of sparkling, generational-defining movie comedies, the late, great Diane Keaton—who I think would have felt right at home in this one, and in this movie “house.”

“We only get a few chances for meaningful relationships in our lives,” Pina says. “What do we all want? To be desired.”

The relationships—and the desires—in The Invite don’t necessarily turn out to go where you think they’re going. The movie zigs when you think it’s going to zag and pumps the brakes when you’re prepared for it to give it more gas.

It keeps you guessing in an exhilarating way, driven by anticipation, discovery, confessionals and surprises, all within the walls of Joe and Angela’s apartment, their home. Ultimately, it arrives at a place where fantasy and reality meet on life’s metaphysical road with parallel lanes of wild and weary—and where two people find what they truly want and need.

Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass”

Rollicking, randy all-star-cast comedy puts a naughty spin on “The Wizard of Oz”

Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass
Starring Zoey Deutch, Ken Marino, Jon Hamm & John Slattery
Directed by David Wain
R

In theaters Friday, July 10

A multi-layered concept comedy with a motley crew running all over Los Angeles, Gail Daughtery and the Celebrity Sex Pass is the latest absurdly raunchy, ridiculously hyper romp from director David Wain.

Wain’s previous films—like Wet Hot American Summer, Role Models and They Came Together—skewered big-screen tropes with satire and a smirk, and this one’s in a similar vein. It follows a young Midwestern hairstylist, Gail Daughtry (Zoey Deutch), who takes a fish-out-of-water trip to sunny California.

You see, Gail and her fiancé, Tom (Michael Cassidy) made a far-fetched deal, sort of, agreeing that if either of them could have a booty call with their celebrity crush, the other would be free to do the same—in other words, a celebrity sex pass. When Gail finds Tom bonking Jennifer Aniston in the back room of a bookstore, she heads to Tinseltown to hook up with actor John Hamm and “level the playing field.”

Yes, it sounds crazy. And it is, packed with bawdy jokes and bonkers celebrity cameos. In addition to Aniston and Hamm, who play themselves, there’s Henry Winkler, Weird Al Yankovic and Penn Gillette. And isn’t that Paul Rudd as a wedding guest, giving a wink to the camera? Yes, it is!

Actor/comedian Richard Kind is a cab driver. Elizabeth Perkins and Elizabeth Banks have cameos you might miss if you get up to get popcorn. Hamm’s Mad Men co-star, John Slattery, plays a version of himself, one that’s surprisingly well-versed in the art of self-defense. Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Jo Lo Truglio is an inept thug. There’s a map-of-the-stars salesman (Michael Ian Black) and Fred Melamed’s a mailman, narrating the tale looking into the camera…and sometimes into the mailbox. There’s a guy (Robert Herjavec) from Shark Tank! Reno 911’s Thomas Lennon is a rock-star hairdresser, the master of the whip curl, who knows how to use his curling iron as a weapon. Sabrina Impacciatore, from The White Lotus, hams it up as an evil mastermind.

But the real standout here is Deutch. The daughter of actress Lea Thompson and director Howard Deutch embodies the movie’s enthusiasm, its embrace of wide-eyed adventure and its self-assurance that all the wacky comedy is hitting a bullseye. She “sells” it, hammering home the silliness with dynamic self-confidence. She’s come a long way since Disney’s The Suite Life on Deck in 2010!

There’s also a fateful briefcase switcheroo in an airport, a plot to collapse the world economy, bad guys chasing good guys, an abandoned Wild West set and a roll of 35mm camera film that becomes an inspirational touchstone. It feels like It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World meets with The Naked Gun, with a Mad Men reunion to boot.

On one level, it’s a sweeping, sexed-up mock-tail toast to Hollywood, with actors playing themselves, paparazzi (The Residence’s Ken Marino, who also co-wrote the movie) lurking in the bushes, bodyguards, a movie pitch and agents from Creative Artists Agency. To top it off, it’s also a loopy salute to one of the most classic films of all time.

You don’t have to dig deep to see the connections to The Wizard of Oz. Gail is the Kansas girl, like Dorothy Gail in the 1939 film, who ventures into a place full of wonder and danger, on a mission with a posse of characters, trying to avoid pursuers—and wearing a pair of ruby red slippers. If you have trouble figuring out who, exactly, is standing in for the Tin Man, the Scarecrow and the Cowardly Lion, Dorothy’s dog Toto, the Wicked Witch and the flying monkeys, stick around for the credits.

As for the Wizard himself, well, you’ll make the connection when one of the characters admits his insecurities about pretending to be someone he’s not, living “behind the curtain” of his fame—and certainly when he drops in later, via hot-air balloon.

Of course, in The Wizard of Oz, Dorothy didn’t sing about being “off to see the Wizard” to hop into the sack with him. But Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass doesn’t want us to think too hard about that, or about anything. It just wants to nudge us into some chuckles at its outlandish premise, its random randy-ness, its cavalcade of in-jokes, and its weird, wonderfully wacky spin on someplace way, way over the rainbow—where sex with the stars is a thing, some dreams really do come true, and Weird Al Yankovic hops off his golf cart to chase interlopers away with an Uzi.

Neil Pond

Movie Review: “Young Washington”

Rah-rah biopic about the militia man who’d become our first president

Young Washington
Starring William Franklyn-Miller, Andy Serkis, Ben Kingsley, Mary-Louise Parker & Kelsey Grammer
Directed by Joe Erwin
Rated PG-13

In theaters Thursday, July 2, 2026

Long before he was the “father of our country,” leading the fledging continental army, George Washington was an ambitious young Virginia militia leader fighting alongside the British on the brutal colonial frontier.  

With its release date strategically timed just ahead of America’s 250th birthday, Young Washington is a historical biopic centered on Washington’s disastrous early military failure in the 1750s, one that ignited the French and Indian War—but steeled the leadership skills that would later galvanize his pivotal role in the birth of America’s rebellion against England.

London-born British actor William Franklyn-Miller, a former teen model, stars as Washington. You may have seen him previously on TV (Medici, Jack Irish) or in smallish films (Spring Breakaway, Donji Rescue). If you were a teen girl on social media a decade ago, when he was 12, you might remember that he was voted the most beautiful boy in the world after a pic of him went viral online.

His portrayal of a dashingly handsome Washington, with piercing blue eyes, a messy shock of dark hair and a chiseled jawline, certainly ranks high on the historical hunk-o-meter. He definitely creates a dishy new visage for the guy on our one-dollar bills. And he rocks that tricorn hat.

The supporting cast is rounded out by some familiar faces. Mary-Louise Parker (from Showtime’s Weeds) plays George’s mom, Mary. Kelsey Grammer (TV’s Frasier) is Lord Fairfax, an upper-class land-baron muckety-muck. Ben Kingsley (who won an Oscar for Ghandi) adds to his extensive list of character roles as Robert Dinwaddle, the governor of Virginia. And Lord of the Rings fans might recognize Andy Serkis (he was Gollum!) as Edward Braddock, a decorated British officer who leads his soldiers on a bloody battlefield charge.

Speaking of battlefields, there’s a lot of those in Young Washington. Cannonballs kaboom, bullets fly, bodies fall, blood spurts. But there are softer moments too, as when young George courts a comely socialite, Sally (Mia Rodgers, who played Taylor on HBO’s The Sex Lives of College Girls). But like Washington’s first military excursion, that romance also ends in disappointment.

Young Washington reminds viewers that America wasn’t always America. It was a wilderness patchwork of colonial settlements and British overlords, French excursionists, Native Americans holding onto what was once their land, and slaves. One soldier eyes a couple of slaves, sent to fight in the “stead” of their landowner, and wonders why the militia doesn’t give them guns, so they could help in the battle. “They might shoot us,” his fellow militiaman replies. “Wouldn’t you?

Young Washington is the newest movie from Angel Studios and the Wonder Project, which typically focus on Christian themes. Director Jon Erwin’s previous films include House of David, I Still Believe, a miniseries about Moses, a doc on the Christian band Casting Crowns and a drama, I Can Only Imagine, based on a song by Mercy Me. There’s an undergirding of faith, divine purpose and redemption in Young Washington as well, like when Mary sends her boy off to war with a blessing and a balm; “Go, as God’s servant,” she tells him. George says he’s guided by the hand of “providence.” A group of Native American warriors, awed when he survives a vicious battlefield encounter, solemnly tells him he’s been chosen for protection “by the spirit.”

I guess the French commander chopped to pieces earlier by tomahawks wasn’t chosen. As they say in France, c’est dommage.

The movie’s messaging extends to its overriding theme that losers can become winners, failures can lead to success, and small players can become big leaders. “Even a pawn can take a king,” George’s father (John Foss) tells his young son over a game of chess.  

As the movie ends, Washington’s army is newly bedecked in the colors of America: uniforms of red, white and blue. It’s a fitting close to this rip-roaring slice of rah-rah American history carved by war, wrapped in Sunday school homilies and served up as an Independence Day appetizer for audiences primed for red-meat patriotism, rousing underdog tales and real-life heroes.

Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “Jackass: Best & Last”

Johnny Knoxville and crew fire a final salvo of gonzo stupidity

Jackass: Best & Last
Starring Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Preston Lacy & the rest of the Jackass crew

Directed by Jeff Tremaine
Rated R

In theaters Friday, June 26

It’s so painful, you gotta laugh. The new Jackass movie—the fifth film to spin off the gonzo prank series that started two decades ago on MTV, later becoming a pop-culture franchise—is a final-bow salvo of slaps, slams and other shocks that fans of the show have come to expect.

It is—supposedly—the parting shot from creator Johnny Knoxville and his cast of Jackass collaborators, mixing new material with stunts that never aired in previous movies or on TV. And ending with a giant grocery cart, filled with the cast, rolling slo-mo through explosions, pelted by debris, and ultimately plunging over a cliff to the tune of Frank Sinatra singing “My Way.”

It’s a ballsy move to open the same weekend as Toy Story 5, but Jackass has always been ballsy—in more ways than one. Like the bit when Knoxville, in a clip from his 2013 movie Bad Grandpa, airs out his alarmingly distended (artificial) “old man” parts in a male strip club. And speaking of toys, there’s a bit from 2011 with a little toy car that becomes, ahem, lodged in the colon of Ryan Dunn, one of the show’s original collaborators.

Jackass has always courted discomfort, built on a foundation of dangerous, pointless and sometimes unhinged—and frequently scatological—setups meant to surprise, shock and awe. Like strapping Steve-O into an overly “full” porta potty and sloshing it up and down on bungee cords suspended between two massive cranes, or a group of Jackasses bottoms-upping mega-doses of laxative, then playing a game of Twister. In another moment, we watch Sean “Poopies” McInerney trying to walk on a balance beam with a shock collar attached to his, well—it’s inside his underwear.

Oh, and there’s a four-foot-tall robot, giving a rectal exam.

The barrage of self-inflicted abuses includes an early staged clip that caused MTV to temporarily cancel the show, as Knoxville, dressed in escaped-convict orange, goes into a hardware store and begs for help to saw through his handcuffs. It ends up with a confrontation by Los Angeles police.

There’s something perversely entertaining in watching other people willing to abuse themselves strictly for entertainment—especially when they look like they’re having such a great time doing it. Part of the appeal is being “in on the joke,” unlike a lot of the onlookers while they’re filming—like the customers at a L.A. food stand who watch as “guest star” Brad Pitt is whisked into a black van, apparently kidnapped. Cut to the inside of the vehicle, with Pitt and the Jackass crew laughing hysterically at the disruption they’ve just caused.

Knoxville and his cohorts (including co-creator, and longtime director Jeff Tremaine) know that their creative anarchy fills a certain niche and a need, lodged deep in our primate brains. Like Maximus (Russell Crowe) taunting the cheering arena crowd in another movie, Gladiator: “Are you not entertained?

Jackass: Best & Last opens with Knoxville, in a 1998 bit that never aired, shooting himself in the chest point-blank with a handgun and padded only with a T-shirt and a Kevlar vest. A warning comes onscreen: “Do not attempt this. It’s extra stupid and could kill you.”

Knoxville survived that early brush with danger, and death, and stunts of jaw-dropping stupidity became the show’s calling card. And Jackass became a kind of institution, a daring dose of unruly chaos to spice up the pedestrian mundanity of modern life, a vicarious way to live outside the prim and proper, watching others do what we’d never dare.

“The worse an experience is,” says Steve-O watching Knoxville get flipped into the air and knocked unconscious by a bull, “the better it looks onscreen.”

Laughter may be good for the soul, but Jackass: Best & Last gives us a final reminder that it can be hell on a body. Especially when toy cars, bulls and porta potties are involved.

Neil Pond

Movie Review: “Romería”

Spanish coming-of-age drama follows a young orphan’s deep dive into her murky past

Romería
Starring Ll
úcia Garcia, Mitch Martin & Tristán Ulloa
Directed by Carla Simón
Unrated

In select cities Friday, June 26; wide release to follow

A young orphaned woman journeys to her ancestral home in Spain seeking answers about her deceased parents in this poignant coming-of-age drama about family, fate, falsehoods, memories, misinformation, deceit, shame—and the sea.

In the opening scene, as Marina (Llúcia Garcia) arrives on a boat from Barcelona, from Spain’s opposite side, she tells us—in a narrative voice-over—about the temperament of the ocean, and how it can be “calm and peaceful” or “wild and choppy.”

She finds a bit of both of those conditions as she connects with long-estranged aunts, uncles, cousins and grandparents. She’s trying to uncover her roots to find out why, on her father’s death certificate, she’s not listed as a descendant. And that lack of documentation makes her feel rootless and restless, and also prevents her from getting financial assistance at a university.

Marina’s quest was sparked by reading her late mother’s journals. But there are still some missing pieces of the story. What made her mother and father die so young? Why did they never come visit her as a child, after she had relocated, across the country with an adopted family? Why do her younger cousins tell her they’ve been warned to stay away from her if she starts bleeding? What about the mysterious attraction to her hunky cousin, Nuno (Mitch Martin)?

Her icy, detached grandmother (Marina Troncoso) is obsessed with dying, and with keeping her swimming pool clean of debris; she lays down a stern warning for her grandchildren to shower before jumping in.. But when it comes to family, things sometimes get messy, just like outdoor swimming pools.

The Spanish word romeria means a pilgrimage, a sacred journey, and that certainly applies to Marina’s quest as she treks into her past to retrace—and reclaim—her bloodline. The filmreminds us that she’s on hallowed ground with several scenes that feature religious iconography, including a worship service in the bay on Ria de Vigo, an estuary in the Spanish oceanside community of Galicia.

Estuaries are where freshwater from mountains and streams meet saltwater in the oceans, creating thriving biosystems. In much the same way, Marina is an outsider from afar, now come to “mix” and meet with her family, itself a teeming ecosystem of history, traditions, relations—and secrets Her cousins also tell her that for the last few years of his life, her father was “hidden” away by his parents in their home. An uncle discloses tales of drugs, needles and wild bacchanalia partying. “What didn’t they do?” he tells Marina about her mother and father. “Love and drugs aren’t a good thing.”

The film is richly autobiographical for acclaimed director Carla Simón, who lost both her parents when she was just a child, just as Marina did, and under the same circumstances. And Marina carries around a movie camera, filming everything, declaring that she wants to study cinema at college—just like the director really did. At one point, Marina even tells a boating companion, who tries to snatch her camera, “I’ll film, you sail!”

The movie’s real discovery is Llúcia Garcia as Marina. This is her first movie, but she’s a natural, perfect in the role of a girl on the cusp of womanhood and discovery, finding out who she is and how she got there. Her smallest gestures—a bashful smile, a suppressed shock—convey the surface ripples on the choppy waters Marina is navigating. It’s no surprise she’s already received a Goya Award, Spain’s equivalent of the Oscars, for Top Newcomer.

In the film’s third act, Marina leaves a local celebration to follow an alley cat down a darkened street, leading her into a surreal extended flashback in which she gets to “see” her parents before she was born, her father as a sailor, her mom a languid party girl. (In an inventive twist, shaded by subtle differences in appearance and composure, Garcia also plays Marina’s mom.) Marina finds her mom’s secret journal, one she was never supposed to read, and we discover, along with her, the connective cycle of past and present, shedding new light onto things we’ve seen and heard previously.

And finally, Marina admits, “I really like the sea here.”

Don’t be put off by the Spanish subtitles. This sweet, finely nuanced dive down into the murky past is a trip well worth taking, as young Marina embraces her roots, gets her answers and sets sail in a new, steadier and more hopeful direction.

—Neil Pond

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