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Movie Review: “Heretic”

Hugh Grant is terrifying in his horror-movie debut as a religion-obsessed nutjob

Heretic
Starring Hugh Grant, Chloe East & Sophie Thatcher
Directed by Scott Black & Bryan Woods
Rated R

In theaters Friday, Nov. 8

A pair of earnest young Mormon missionaries gets converted to terror when they come across a strange man who tries to malevolently dismantle their faith. Hugh Grant is a horror-show hoot as the suave psychopath who traps them in a fateful game of choices, setting up a series of diabolical challenges and methodically deconstructing almost everything they once believed as truth.

A24, the studio that brought us such superb freakouts as Men, Lamb, Hereditary, Midsommar and The Witch, delivers another mind-warping detour into something unfathomably unsettling as Grant’s character—known as Mr. Reed—reveals himself as a culturally literate, religion-obsessed psychopath, trying to lead the women to “the one true religion.” And those two missionaries clearly aren’t the first to get caught in his lair…

The unsuspecting proselytizers—both of whom turn out to be more resourceful that they initially seem— are aptly played by Chole East (she was the teen crush in The Fablemans) and Sophie Thatcher (from TV’s Yellowjackets). Grant, of course, is British romcom royalty (Four Weddings and a Funeral, Sense and Sensibility, Bridget Jones’ Diary, Notting Hill), and now a new ringmaster of creepiness.  This is his first bona fide horror flick (no, I’m not counting The Lair of the White Worm, back in 1988), and he kills it as Reed’s suave, smooth, mild-mannered monstrousness unfolds with stabs of highly erudite Brit-wit humor.

Heretic is an intellectually prickly maze of a movie; its tagline is “Question Everything”— like the wooden tabletop puzzle box that hints that what we’re witnessing might be, indeed, manipulation and trickery on an even cosmic scale. The word itself stems from heresy, which means opinions contrary to orthodox religious thought. Organized religion has always looked unfavorably on heresy and heretics, which undermine the “truths” and tenets on which cathedrals, temples and mosques—and empires—are built.

The film not only dissects and dissembles religion, but takes on human existence itself, mixing in ponderables about time, prayer, prophecy, polygamy, psychology, afterlife, miracles, choices, control, board games, hope and how ideas, ideologies and even music are all just “iterations” of things that came before. (Radiohead, Lana Del Rey and Air Supply, here’s looking at you.) How do condoms, porn, Mormon “magic underwear,” butterflies and blueberry pie all figure into the plot?

You’ll find out in this impressively heady “haunted house” movie, which nods to some classic tropes while shaping everything into its own psychologically twisty Mobius Strip, where knowledge only leads to more questions. “The more you know, the less you know” Reed tells the missionaries—and believe me, that’s no comfort for them to hear.

I don’t want to spoil the surprises of Heretic, so maybe the less you know is the way to go. It’s a hellishly wild plunge into raging, slow-burn craziness—and a parable for our current age of misinformation, mistruths and outright lies in high places. There’s some spurting blood and a bit of viscera, yes, but it’s certainly no Saw; it’s smarter and more deviously disturbing than that. A white-knuckle ride that ratchets up the tension with every scene, minute by minute, it’s like a theology master class taught by a madman. It will get under your skin and into your head and stay there after it’s over.

And now, if you ever knock on a door and Hugh Grant answers, with the scent of blueberry pie wafting through the house, you might want to think twice about coming inside.

—Neil Pond

The Entertainment Forecast

Nov. 1 – Nov. 7

Classic Disney, movie remakes, box office flops, a Dunder Mifflin Christmas & oh, yeah…election night!

All times Eastern.

FRIDAY, Nov. 1
Freedom
Lucas Bravo from Emily in Paris stars as a French bandit in the 1970s who stole hearts as well as riches, masterminding dangerous heists without ever firing a shot (Prime).

30 Days of Disney
Kick off a week of programming celebrating Disney animation, kicking off today with The Great Mouse Detective, The Aristocats, Pinocchio (above), Finding Nemo, Finding Dory and Coco (10:30 a.m., Freeform).

SATURDAY, Nov. 2
Wine, Women & Dementia
An intimate look in the personal side of dementia through the lives of caregivers (check local listings, PBS).

United Way Benefit for Hurricane Relief
The stars—including the Backstreet Boys, Billy Bob Thornton, Blake Shelton, Kelsea Ballerini and Stephen Colbert—come out for this hour-long TV special to raise fund for hurricane relief (8 p.m., CBS and CMT, plus Paramount+ with Showtime).

SUNDAY, Nov. 3
Like Water for Chocolate
New adaptation of the iconic novel—about a lovestruck woman who channels her deepest desires into recipes—stars Irene Azuela and Azul Guaita (above). It was previously made into an acclaimed film in 1992 (HBO).

Holiday Wars
Host Jeff Maura oversees the competition as chefs work to out-do each other with over-the-top holiday-themed confections (9 p.m., Food Network).

Motorcycle Mary
Find out about the woman who became a motorcycle racing legend, with a career spanning 30 years and shattering gender norms (2 p.m., ESPN).

MONDAY, Nov. 4
Holiday Baking Championship
‘Tis the season…for a new season of bakers showing their seasonal stuff to judges Carla Hall, Duff Goldman and Nancy Fuller, and hoping to bag the show’s $25,000 grand prize (8 p.m., Food Network).

Inspector Ellis
Sharon D. Clark stars in this new detective drama series (above) from Great Britain about a Black female cop on a new station assignment, trying to win over her coworkers and crack open the case she came there to solve (Acorn TV).

TUESDAY, Nov. 5
Presidential Election Coverage
Pick a network, pick a channel. Chances are you’ll get a ringside seat to who’s winning, who’s losing, and what it all might mean (6 p.m., multiple platforms).

Game Changers
If you grew up, well, a couple of decades ago, you love this new series about iconic e-games, including Nintendo, Pac-Man, EA Sports, Call of Duty, Sonic the Hedgehog, World of Warcraft, Minecraft, plus a couple of grand ol’ board games, Scrabble and Monopoly (9 p.m., Discovery).

Nature—San Diego: America’s Wildest City
Find out all about the most biologically diverse municipality in America, located at the geographic intersection of the Mojave Desert, the Pacific Ocean, the Sierra Mountains and the Mexican border—a place where all kinds of wildlife thrives (8 p.m., PBS).

WEDNESDAY, Nov. 6
Feuds Turned Fatal
Retaliation and revenge unfold as friendships take furious turns. Both sides share their versions of what went south, from mouthy disagreements to murder (10 p.m., ID).

THURSDAY, Nov. 7
Rebus
Outlander’s Richard Rankin leads the cast of this BBC crime thriller series as a younger version of the iconic detective John Rebus from the detective novels of Scottish writer Sir Ian Rankin, as he’s drawn in to a violent conflict that becomes personal (Viaplay US).

The Day of the Jackal
Eddie Redmayne (above) stars as an elusive lone assassin tracked by a tenacious British Intelligence officer (Lashana Lynch) in a thrilling cat-and-mouse game across Europe (Sky, on Peacock Nov. 17).

READ ALL ABOUT IT

Everyone remembers the big hits, the box-office gold, the award winners. But now let’s hear it for the fabulous flops! In Box Office Poison (Harper Collins), author Tim Robey runs down 100 years of cinematic tankers; they might have been clunkers as popcorn fare but (some, at least) are now considered cult classics—like Freaks, Rollerball, Doctor Dolittle, The Hudsucker Proxy and Cats. Three cheers for these loveable losers!

Fans of TV’s The Office will love The Night Before Christmas at Dunder Mifflin (Mariner Hardcover), which re-imagines the classic Christmas tale as a children’s story with characters from the iconic show, including Michael Scott as Santa and Rainn Wilson as a beet-loving elf!

BRING IT HOME

Auntie Em! Auntie Em! The Wizard of Oz turns 85 this month, and this new commemorative 4K Ultra HD collection from Warner Bros Discovery Home Entertainment includes memorabilia reproduced from the classic film’s original posters, tickets and lobby cards. Plus a making-of doc, deleted scenes and much more. Like the tornado that took Dorthy to Oz, it’ll blow you away!

Director M. Night Shayamalan’s Trap is a twisty tale that stars Josh Harnett as a dad who takes his daughter to a pop concert (shades of Taylor Swift), then finds out he’s at the center of a deadly chain of events involving a serial killer on the loose. Former Disney child star Hayley Mills plays the FBI profiler trying to catch the killer, and the director’s daughter, Saleka, makes her movie debut as the pop star. Full of surprises, it comes with a making-of documentary and deleted scenes.

Strange things start to happen in Blink Twice (Warner Bros. Home Entertainment) when a cocktail waitress (Naomi Ackie) meets a guy (Channing Tatum) and agrees to visit him on his private island for a party. With Christian Slater, Simon Rex, Kyle MacLachlan, Geena Davis and Haley Joel Osment.

Hey, weren’t the ‘80s awesome? In 1982: Greatest Geek Year Ever (MVD) a host of Hollywood insiders (actors, directors, movie critics and more) run down the year’s top movies, music and pop culture with clips and commentary. It’s a gnarly hop down memory lane for anyone who lived it—or wished they did!

NOW HEAR THIS

Groove to the sounds of the King of Cool with Dean Martin’s Great Hits (Columbia), newly compiled and released on vinyl—just like they were originally! You’ll hear Dean-o crooning 13 of his classics, including “That’s Amore,” “Ain’t That a Kick in the Head,” “Volare” and “You’re Nobody ‘Til Somebody Loves You.” Fire up the turntable, pour yourself a cocktail, and dig it!

And take another trip down memory lane with the new release of The CarpentersChristmas Once More (Universal), cherry-picked from the brother-sister duo’s original holiday album releases in 1978 and 1984. The 16 tracks include “Sleigh Ride,” “Santa Claus is Coming to Town,” “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” and “Ava Maria.”