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Movie Review: “Epic”

New fine-tuned Elvis doc reminds us why he’ll always be The King.

EPIC
Starring Elvis Presley
Directed by Baz Luhrmann
Rated PG

In IMAX theaters Friday, Feb. 20, and wide release Friday, Feb. 27

Australian director Baz Luhurmann’s 2022 movie Elvis starred Austin Butler as Elvis. This new one upgrades to the real deal: Elvis as Elvis, and more Elvis-y than ever. EPIC stands for Elvis Presley in Concert.

And that’s exactly what it is, and what makes it epic. It’s Elvis in concert like you’ve never seen Elvis before. Using recently unearthed and newly restored performance footage, old Super8 home movies and TV appearances, it’s a masterfully orchestrated immersion into the remarkable, iconic arc of Presley’s unmatched career, using his own words as narration. Much of the speaking—Elvis talking about his childhood, military service, musical influences, movies, fame, singing, his parents and more—comes from previously unreleased archival interviews, which the movie expertly interweaves throughout.  

A lot of the performance footage is from concerts filmed for two previous movies, Elvis: That’s the Way It Is (1970) and Elvis on Tour (1972). But now it’s been meticulously cleaned up and sharpened into strikingly vivid detail and definition, re-edited with enhanced audio that replicates what it must have felt like to be there live. It’s a movie you don’t just see and hear, you feel—the explosive chords, the bone-shaking seismic rumble of bass guitar, the percussive wallop of drums. It’s the energy, the excitement, the emotional mojo of watching Elvis so clearly, so up close and personal, curling his lips into that megawatt smile and making you feel like you’re right there with him. 

We also see Elvis in the Army and on The Ed Sullivan Show, where he was famously shown from only the waist up to not unsettle viewers with his pelvic gyrations. (We hear Elvis say music makes him feel like he’s got “ants in my pants.”) We watch as his singing superstardom leads him to Hollywood, where he languished in the doldrums of unchallenging acting roles. (Cue “Edge of Reality,” which he recorded in 1970, and its line about “life’s dream lies disillusioned.”)

And we’re along for the ride as he rehearses, then takes his show to Las Vegas for his triumphant musical comeback after all those cheesy films. Over the course of 90 minutes, we see or hear bits of some 75 songs, and some in their entirety, from “Hound Dog,” “Heartbreak Hotel” and “Don’t Be Cruel” to “In the Ghetto,” “Polk Salad Annie” and “I Shall Be Released.” You’ll hear Elvis put his own spin on Beatles, Simon and Garfunkel and the Righteous Brothers. It’s jam-packed, start to finish, with music.

We see women wailing, swooning, rushing the stage, grabbing, trying to wrangle a kiss or rip away a piece of his high-collared jumpsuit. We see his manager, Col. Tom Parker, whose dubious machinations kept Elvis from touring internationally, working at a feverish pace, and likely cut him out of money he should have received (cue “Devil in Disguise”). We see Elvis joshing with his backup singers, the Sweet Inspirations, and at home with wife Priscilla and their daughter, Lisa Marie. We learn how he winds down after the hormonal surge of a show by singing old gospel songs for hours with his backup quartet, the Jordanaires.   

But mostly we get Elvis being Elvis, singing, sopping wet with flop sweat, whipping and karate-kicking up a storm on stage, moving like he’s goosed with electrical current, grooving, teasing, pleasing, playing the audience like a showroom-sized instrument, building them up, calming them down, leaving them breathless at the end. “You started to rev it up,” Sammy Davis Jr. tells him after a show, “and it never stopped!”

For legions of Elvis fans, indeed, it’s never stopped.  He’s been gone now for almost 50 years, but this fine-tuned virtuoso documentary, this glossy and glorified salute, reminds everyone anew why he’ll always be The King.

Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “Wuthering Heights”

Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi are the eye candy in this sexed-up, not-so-sweet new spin on Emily Brontë’s classic tale of toxic love

“Wuthering Heights”
Starring Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi
Directed by Emerald Fennell
Rated R

In theaters Friday, Feb. 13

When you see children laughing at a hanged man’s visible erection in the opening scene, you know you’re in for a wild ride in director Emerald Fennell’s engorged adaptation of Emily Brontë’s enduring tale of love, longing, obsession and revenge on the bleak, tempest-tossed moors of old England in the 1800s.

There have been dozens of adaptations of Wuthering Heights over the decades, as films, TV series, plays and operas. Fennell, a provocative director (Promising Young Woman, Saltburn) who likes to color outside the lines, wanted quote marks around the title to perhaps suggest that her version takes some, ahem, creative liberties as it romps around the ol’ Yorkshire block. I don’t recall any of the previous versions—with Sir Laurence Olivier, Richard Burton, Ralph Fiennes and Timothy Dalton—having a soundtrack so heavy on Charli XCX, or a sweaty, voyeuristic BDSM session in the horse barn.

“This” version stars Margot Robbie as Catherine and Jacob Elordi, who plays Heathcliff, who first meet as children (where their characters are played by Charlotte Mellington and Owen Cooper, who won an Emmy as the young murder suspect in the acclaimed TV miniseries Adolescence) and form a bond that turns into love. Years later, as adults, Catherine marries for money (to the suave aristocrat Edgar Linton, played by Shazad Latif), and the heartbroken Heathcliff gallops away on horseback.

When he returns, shorn of his hirsute, caveman-ish locks and more hunky-cool than swarthy, it sets up the story’s tangled, thorny and ultimately tragic romantic triangle, with loads of horny heavy breathing and heaving sex—in horse-drawn carriages, on beds and kitchen tables, in rain-soaked woodlands and fog-shrouded coastal planes. In between episodes of amped-up amour, Catherine indulges in some self-pleasuring on a rockpile, and Heathcliff gets freaky with a whip, chains…and Linton’s kinky, hot-to-trot sister (Alison Oliver). It’s 50 Shades of Play, Victorian-style.

As one character instructs early on, “Check his breeches for soilage.” Uh, yes.

Gotta give a couple of shoutouts here, to Hong Chou as the see-all, know-all servant Nelly, a paragon of cool restraint in the middle of all the rampant horn-doggery. And esteemed British character actor Martin Clunes plays Catherine’s miserable poppa, Earnshaw. He’s a scene stealer as he wallows in self-inflicted shambles and has trouble holding onto his temper, his money, his estate…and his rotting teeth.

The movie alternates between squalor and sumptuousness, from mud and blood and hog butchering to high-falootin’ parlor games and luxurious boudoirs. Robbie slips into dozens of gowns and dresses, cool little sunglasses and multiple hairstyles. Elordi, the former star of Euphoria who most recently played the “monster” in Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein, rocks soiled stable-boy peasant wear and, later—after his moorland makeover—a hipster earring and a gold tooth. Sometimes, the whole cinematic experience feels more like watching set changes for a two-hour Vogue photo shoot.

It oozes eroticism but remains emotionally distant, an overheated, overcooked, overstuffed and overwrought exercise in campy style over solid substance, a toxic-relationship tale pairing an eye-candy couple of Hollywood hotties. But if you’re dying for a randy, bodice-bustin’ love story that doesn’t end well, try this one on for size. It may not go down as the definite take on a heartrending romance for the ages, but it’s probably the only flick you’ll see this year with end credits for “candle wrangler,” “horse master” and “tooth molder” as well as drone operators.

—Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “Still Hope”

Faith-based drama wraps the unpleasant realities of sex trafficking in victory-in-Jesus sunshine

Still Hope
Starring Luna Rivera
Directed by Richie Johns
Rated PG-13

In limited theatrical distribution Thursday, Feb. 5

If you’re jonesing for a faith-based drama about teen sex trafficking, here you go. This is about a 16-year-old girl, Hope (Luna Rivera), yanked from her comfortable suburban high-school life into the dehumanizing maw of a nefarious trafficking operation.

The fact that it opens with Hope’s family in a white-bread Sunday worship service might give you some idea of where it’s going to go, with Hope ultimately emerging from her ordeal—like Christ, robed in pure white, leaving behind the “empty tomb” of her traumatic past—into bright sunlight, embracing forgiveness…and reciting The Lord’s Prayer.

Still Hope is a based-on-true-stories “message” movie, reminding viewers of the depravities of human trafficking and encouraging them to counter it by supporting faith-based recovery groups like the one to which Hope goes for counseling and rehab—and a big dose of Jesus—after escaping. “There’s a lot of Jesus talk,” a former fellow trafficking victim tells Hope, and indeed there is. If you miss the point, there’s even a big, joyous baptism scene at the end.

This is the kind of movie that suggests that there’s no kind of woe that can’t be wiped and washed away by the so-called blood of the lamb and finding the “peace of Christ.” If it feels like a glorified infomercial for spirituality-inclined sex-trafficking recovery programs, maybe that’s because one of the film’s “collaborative partners” is the co-founder of one of them (the Pure Hope Foundation in Texas, which seeks to bring “light to the darkness” for trafficking victims). Filmmaker Richie Johns, making his debut here as a full-fledged director, cut his teeth as a production assistant on The Chosen, the multi-season TV/video series about the life of Jesus.

So, it’s true to its Bible-based bona fides, but not so much to the raw reality in which it wants to ground itself. For a film set in the murky world of sex trafficking, it never mentions the word sex, and it certainly never depicts it. (And we hear trafficking mentioned just once.) We see Hope dressed in scanty nighties, being delivered to hotel rooms—and in one case, leaving what is assuredly a porno set—to make satchels of cash for her pimp (Alex Veadov). What she’s doing is only referred to as her “job” or her “work.” It’s like a movie about baseball that never shows any baseball players playing baseball.

We meet Hope’s online date (Daniel Reid Ferrell) in a muscle car who drugs her then delivers her to the cartel of black-SUV-driving traffickers. How monstrous are they? Not only do they slap Hope around, beat her with a belt, bruise her and shoot her up with drugs, they later nab a little preteen girl (Averi Curtis) off the street and turn her into a Pretty Baby. (Hello, Epstein Files!) There’s the earnest FBI agent (James Liddell) working to crack the case of Hope’s sudden disappearance, calm her frantic parents (Michelle Haro and John D. Michaels) and track down her captors.

But Rivera, as Hope, is clearly the star of the show. A former high school cheerleader from Florida, here she gets to act all over the place: cowering, sobbing, raging, screaming, running, recoiling, anguishing over haunting flashbacks of her two-year nightmare. Her biggest emoting comes toward the end, in an impassioned outpouring about sin and forgiveness with her rehab counselor (Wilma Rivera).

By dividing screen time between Hope’s hellish ordeal as well as her victory-in-Jesus recovery, the movie feels like a TV crime procedural sandwiched between slabs of church-pew homilies, kinda like a CSI: Sunday School. It won’t win any awards for acting or anything else, but its depiction of transformation, turnaround and even transfiguration from the foul trenches of despicable evil may come as an affirming balm for world-weary believers.

—Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “Resurrection:

Dreams can get you in deep trouble in this boldly visual Chinese ode to the cinematic experience

Resurrection
Starring Jackson Yee, Shu Qi & Gengxi Li
Directed by Bi Gan
Rated R

In theaters Friday, Jan. 22.

(Chinese, subtitled in English)

This hypnotically existential, boldly baroque sci-fi ode to cinema is set in a parallel world where people have stopped dreaming in exchange for immortality, like how a candle can “live” forever if it’s never set afire.

Dreaming, we’re told, is bad; it burns up your life with unreal nonsense. And dreamers (called Deliriants) are hunted down, tortured and dispatched by “seekers” who can see through their worlds of illusion. The Deliriants opt to live in the escapism of fantasy, memory and hope instead of the bleak, often painful real world. Sometimes they even watch movies, which is also considered a subversive activity.

We follow one Deliriant (Jackson Yee) after a seeker (Shu Qi) apprehends him, replacing his heart with a projector and a reel of film that lets her watch his subconscious like a movie on a screen. (You don’t get that with your Regal Club Card.)  She grants him a few more dreams before sending him on to the great beyond. She wants to see what makes this dreamer tick.

We get to watch, too, as the dreamer goes on a bonkers surrealistic tour of experiences unhinged from time and space—as an opium-addicted ogre, an accused murderer, a worker breaking down an ancient temple, a con man trying to shamboozle an aging gangster, a street-smart slum hood cavorting alongside a fellow Y2K reveler (Gengxi Li) with a dark secret.

Yee, a former boy-band member, plays every part “dreamed” by his character. It’s a performance that puts the “wide” in wide-ranging. And director Bi Gan masterfully unspools the story with salutes to other filmmakers and classic movies, from F.W. Murnau’s Nosferatu and Conrad Veidt in The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, to the film noir of Alfred Hitchcock’s Strangers on a Train and the body horrors of director David Cronenberg.  

Resurrection puts a lot on the screen to ponder and gives viewers two hours and 40 minutes to do it. It’s an immersive, hyper-visual, wildly imaginative arthouse-movie experience, suggesting—among other things—that watching a film is a lot like dreaming, seeing into other worlds, viewing experiences that aren’t our own. Perhaps life itself, our existence, is merely another illusion, a movie of the mind. And what happens when that movie ends?

There’s a maze of labyrinthine alleyways, a house of mirrors, lots of fog and cigarette smoke, a suitcase with a musical instrument that drives people mad, a vampire and an encounter with The Spirit of Bitterness, who wonders what sin tastes like. Each of the dreamer’s five vignettes hinge on one of the five senses: sight, hearing, taste, smell and touch. And even in dreams, we learn, farts are funny.

As one character tells us toward the end, in a karaoke bar, you might live forever, but still not get the answers to life’s many riddles. You certainly won’t get all the answers, either, after nearly three hours of Resurrection, but golly gee, you’ll get one helluva mind-blowing ride.

—Neil Pond

Movie Review: “28 Years Later: The Bone Temple”

Ralph Fiennes rocks out in fourth installment of post-apocalyptic survivalist fear-fest freakshow

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
Starring Ralph Fiennes, Jack O’Connell, Alfie Williams, Erin Kellyman & Chi Lewis-Parry
Directed bt Nia DaCosta
Rated R

In theaters Friday, Jan. 16

Oh, how the days become weeks, and the weeks become years. As in life, that’s what happened with director Danny Boyle’s high-octane 2002 post-apocalyptic horror thriller 28 Days Later, about a rage-inducing virus that brings about complete societal collapse and turns the infected into ghoulish mobs of flesh gobblers.

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple is the fourth in the franchise, and new director Nia DaCosta certainly picks up the bloody baton and runs with it. Lauded British actor Ralph Fiennes reprises his role as Dr. Ian Kelson, a former physician now memorizing victims of the epidemic with a “temple” made from their bones. Things are complicated by the Jimmys, a Teletubbies-loving cult-like crew of survivors known for their gleeful brutality, and wearing ratty blonde wigs to honor their namesake, the late British comedian Jimmy Saville. Led by the satanically sadistic psychopath Jimmy Crystal (Jack O’Connell), they reminded me of the Droogs in another British film, Stanley Kubrick’s brilliantly unsettling A Clockwork Orange (1971), only a whole lot nastier.

Alfie Williams returns as a young boy, Spike, also connected to the previous storyline. Chi Lewis-Parry, a former MMA fighter, plays Samson, the—ahem—well-endowed infected pack leader who long ago lost the need for clothes. Can the good Dr. K soothe this savage beast with the calming balm of morphine? Erin Kellyman, so delightful as a college coed alongside June Squibb in Eleanor the Great, and Emma Laird from TV’s Mayor of Kingstown, both play members of the Jimmys. Cillian Murphy, who starred in the original movie, makes a late appearance that helps tie the whole four-film franchise together.

If you’re not already aboard the 28 Days train, you may feel a bit lost jumping on now—and unpleasantly jolted by the spurting blood, the spilling guts and an early scene in which a head gets yanked off, spinal cord and all. It’s all a stylishly bleak horror-show survivalist parable with spasms of explosive violence, a veneer of religious allegory and nods to the fragility of civilization and the human proclivity for self-destructive delusion—and how ‘80s music can survive any apocalypse. Come for the blood and guts, stay for the upside-down crucifixion and Ralph Fiennes rocking out to vintage Iron Maiden, pretending to be Satan and singing along to “The Number of the Beast.”

It won’t be everyone’s cup of mild-mannered movie tea for polite sipping, but if you’re looking to scratch a head-banging zombie itch with a big-screen toast from a goblet of plague-fest freakshow grog, get ready to rock with yet another tale of unhinged terror set in a gritty Brit-centric future that’s a million miles away from Downton Abbey.

—Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “Marty Supreme”

Timothée Chalamet gets his game on as a 1950s ping-pong whiz with a dream and a scheme (or two)

Marty Supreme
Starring Timothée Chalamet, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kevin O’Leary & Odessa A’zion
Directed by Josh Sadfie
Rated R

In theaters Thursday, Dec. 25

He’s played Willy Wonka, Bob Dylan, a cannibal boyfriend and King Henry. Now Timothée Chalamet is playing ping-pong, starring in this feisty drama loosely based on the flamboyant real-life table-tennis hustler Marty Reisman, who rose to fame wowing audiences in the 1950s.

Chalamet’s character—with the slightly tweaked name of Marty Mouser—is a wisecracking, motor-mouthed wheeler-dealer, a table-tennis prodigy who fervently wants to become a world champion, the supreme player of the sport, more than anything else. But to get there, he first must run a gauntlet of mishaps, misunderstandings and mayhem—and somehow score enough cash to fund his travel to international tournaments in London, Japan and the Middle East.

Director Josh Sadfie (whose other flicks include the fabulously frantic Uncut Gems and Good Time) keeps the snappy breathless pace zipping and zinging, flying almost as fast—and as unpredictable—as the ping-pong balls Marty slams, smacks and smashes with his paddle. Sadie makes table tennis so exciting, this movie might just spark a new craze.

It takes us along for the wild, gritty ride and the breathless whir of all the schemes and hustles as Marty engages with a wide range of colorful characters. There’s his pregnant longtime friend (Odessa A’zion). Marty has a steamy tryst or two with a glamorous actress (Gwyneth Paltrow), who’s married to an ink-pen magnate (Shark Tank’s Kevin O’Leary) who may be the ticket to Marty’s hopes for table-tennis supremacy. Fran Drescher plays his mom, Sandra Bernhard is a neighbor, Isaac Mizrahi has a couple of scenes as an over-enthusiastic publicist.

Real-life moviemaker and award-winning playwright David Mamet pops in as the director of an off-Broadway play, and Marty gives some handy advice to its actor (Frederick Hechinger, who played a weaselly Roman emperor in Gladiator II). A shady character portrayed by filmmaker Abel Ferrara sets off a chain reaction that weaves throughout the film when a flophouse bathtub falls on him. The rapper Tyler the Creator gets screen time as Marty’s friend Wally, a taxi driver who steers him through one particularly crazy night.

But the revved-up engine that drives everything is clearly Chalamet, demonstrating yet again what crackling, confident versatility he can summon onscreen. It’s no surprise his character is in every scene. The camera clearly loves him (and females will swoon during a scene when he, ahem, drops trou.)

Throughout the movie, Marty ponders his next move. Should he risk his life trying to recover a kidnapped dog to get what he thinks will be a sizeable reward? Should he take a gig playing exhibition pong, hamming it up for pay like the Harlem Globetrotters, playing with pots and pans instead of paddles, across from a trained seal as an opponent? Why is he running from the cops, or driving through a cornfield? And what’s World War II and a bunch of cheering GIs got to do with it all?

Will Marty realize his dream, finally, when he faces off with his international nemesis, the Japanese champ (real-life ping-pong master Koto Kawaguchi)? Or will he find another dream to make him happy and fulfilled? (Cue Tears for Fears’ “Everybody Wants to Rule the World.”)

It’s all fast, fun and friskily a-swirl with surprises. Like a game of pong, you never know just how, or where, the balls are going to bounce. At one point, a whole bushel basket of them spills out a window, bouncing all over the sidewalk. Marty’s adventure bounces him all over the place too, but Chalamet is always in control with charm, charisma and ping-pongy pizzazz. “It’s only a matter of time before I’m staring at you from the cover of a Wheaties box,” Marty boasts at one point.

It’s a late runner entering the field, but Marty Supreme is already being lauded as one of the best movies of the year. And best of all, you don’t have to wait for a Wheaties box to see Timothée Chalamet in an impressive, balls-n-all display of what he can do up on the big screen.

—Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “The Testament of Ann Lee”

An eccentric quasi-musical about the woman who founded the Shaker religion

The Testament of Ann Lee
Starring Amanda Seyfried, Thomasin McKenzie & Lewis Pullman
Directed by Mona Fastvold
Rated R

In theaters Dec. 25, 2025

On the spectrum of organized religion, the Shakers have a uniquely odd spot of spirited gonzo weirdness.

Established in England, this offshoot of the Quakers believed sex was sin and that souls could be cleansed through frenzied ecstatic dancing. They also believed that the promise of the “second coming” had been fulfilled in a woman, Ann Lee, proclaimed as the female Christ.

This origin story stars Amanda Seyfried as that woman, who founded the Shakers and brought their beliefs to America in just as the Revolutionary War was getting ramped up. Seyfried (whose wide-ranging previous roles include starring in Mama Mia!, Mean Girls and Les Miserables) certainly gives her all here, pouring herself into the character of Lee, the “woman preacher” whose zealotry launched dozens of Shaker communities with thousands of followers, willing to replace “sinful” sexual desire with communal labor, woodworking craftsmanship and a commitment to non-confrontational pacifism.

Director Mona Fastvold (who co-wrote and produced last year’s The Brutalist) shows us how Lee (played as a child by Millie-Rose Crossley) developed an early distaste for “the depravity of human nature.” Seeing her parents have sex repulses her and sparks a fiery hatred of “fleshly cohabitation.” She grows up with visions of God, heaven, Adam and Eve and the snake in the Garden.

Christopher Abbott plays Ann’s husband, who doesn’t exactly share her views that abstinence through celibacy is the clearest path to eternal salvation. He’s into a bit of kink, he loves bonking, and the four children Ann bears all die as infants. That does it, solidifying her foundation of thought that sex leads to nothing but heartbreak and loss—and possibly damnation.

We see the Shakers twirling and whirling and prancing, jerking and chanting and singing; outsiders see them as crazy, and Ann ends up in prison for leading such disruptive gatherings. But that kind of persecution only steels her resolve. She ventures to the New World with a fervent little group of followers to establish a colony in New York.

Tim Blake Nelson plays an American Protestant minister who converts. Ann’s loyal brother, William (Lewis Pullman) becomes one of her first evangelists, spreading the word about their commune and their commitment. The story is narrated by Mary Partington (Thomasin McKenzie), another follower who accompanies Ann to America.

The movie is a kinda-musical, with many scenes of Shakers breaking into song and dance numbers based on hymns and scriptures. Sometimes it feels like they’re genuinely full of the spirit, but other times it just looks silly or spoofy, like an SNL skit lampooning religious extremity or a crazy intersection of O Brother, Where Are Thou? and Glee.

But the Shakers were dead serious, even moreso as their bizarre behavior (including rumors of spastic dancing naked by firelight) incites violent backlash. Ann is accused of being insane, of practicing witchcraft, and misleading those who follow her “sham” religion. The Shaker colonists are assaulted when an angry mob breaks into one of their services.

It’s no surprise that the movement was relatively short-lived; it’s hard to attract new members, much less grow your flock, when your reputation—as dancing freaks who get beaten bloody and don’t have sex—gets around. Today, there are only two official avowed Shakers in existence, and they live in one of the only remaining Shaker colonies in the world, in Maine.

In the end, the Shakers were a quirky historical footnote, a peculiar thread in the ever-evolving fabric of Christian faith. But The Testament of Ann Lee is a unique cinematic look at how the movement found its footing, and its followers, due to the passion and fiery conviction of a woman who’ll forever be remembered as their “Mother.”

Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “Song Sung Blue”

Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson shine in this true love story built on a foundation of Neil Diamond hits

Song Sung Blue
Starring Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson
Directed by Craig Brewer
Rated PG-13

In theaters Thursday, Dec. 25

What, exactly, is a song sung blue? In Neil Diamond’s No. 1 hit single from 1972, it’s a singalong about shared sadness and turning something melancholy into a thing that makes you happy—even if you’re singing it “with a tear in your voice.”

This flick is based on the true story of a husband and wife who performed together as a tribute act, Lightning and Thunder, in the ‘80s and ‘90s. Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson star as Mike and Claire Sardina, whose story was previously made into a 2008 documentary film with the same title.

The Sardinas were struggling singers—and divorcees with kids—before meeting each other, falling in love, joining forces and becoming a local sensation in Milwaukee, Wisc., harmonizing on Neil Diamond songs at state fairs and other events.

Diamond himself doesn’t appear anywhere, but the movie is built on his musical legacy and best-known hits, anchored by a love story about a couple who cared for each other, loved making music together and became regionally famous doing it. Jackman gets to flex the singing chops he displayed in The Greatest Showman and Les Misérables. Last year, Hudson released her own album, Glorious. Both are pitch perfect in roles that require them to sing, and sing a lot.

“You’re not a Neil Diamond impersonator,” Claire tells Mike, calming his initial intimidation about stepping into the shoes of the hitmaker who wrote The Monkees’ “I’m a Believer.”  “You’re a Neil Diamond interpreter.”

Music lovers will certainly love watching Jackman and Hudson interpret “Sweet Caroline,” “Cherry, Cherry,” “Play Me,” “Holly, Holy,” “Brother Love’s Traveling Salvation Show” and “Soolaimon,” a frequently mispronounced favorite of Diamond’s that he often used to open his shows. There are deeper cuts too, like “Crunchy Granola Suite.” And, of course, “Song Sung Blue.”

The movie does a great job of showing a stratum of the music biz that’s, well, a few layers below Taylor Swift…or Neil Diamond. Song Sung Blue effectively depicts the couple’s journey from casinos and barrooms to concert halls (opening for Pearl Jam!). It’s not always smooth ‘n’ easy; Mike works as a backyard mechanic to make ends meet.

And just when the showbiz future starts looking bright, wham—the real world comes crashing in.  

Michael Imperioli, Jim Belushi and Fisher Stevens all have supporting roles as Mike’s pals. And as impressive as Jackman and Hudson sound singing, she also does a great job of mastering a Midwestern accent. You’d never guess she grew up in L.A., not on the shoreline of Lake Michigan.

“I’m not a songwriter, I’m not a sex symbol,” Mike tells Claire early in the movie, as their relationship is just beginning to blossom. “I just want to entertain people.”

And Jackson and Grant certainly do that. Song Sung Blue is a Christmastime gem of a musical biopic to lift your holiday spirits, get your toes tapping, and make you smile through the melancholy…even if you don’t know your Neil Diamond from your Neil Sedaka.  

—Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “Avatar: Fire & Ash:

Third installment of the blockbuster sci-fi franchise is big and blue and in a zone all its own

Avatar: Fire & Ash
Starring Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang, Zoe Saldaña & Oona Chaplin
Directed by James Cameron
Rated PG-13

In theaters Friday, Dec. 19

Welcome back to the distant moon of Pandora, some 26 trillion miles from Earth—but as close as your local movie screen!

In this third installment of director James Cameron’s Avatar adventure epic, the peaceful Na’vi tribe is stirred to action by a much more aggressive clan aligned with militaristic human invaders plotting to take over Pandora and line their pockets exploiting it.

If you’re an avid Avatar-iac, a diehard fan of the billion-dollar blockbuster franchise, you’ll feel right at home. If you’re new to the wonders of Pandora, well, hold onto your pointy ears, your tail and your dreadlocked hair. You’re in for one far-out ride, one that lasts nearly three and a half hours.

Using his pioneering motion-capture technology to put digital “makeup” onto real actors, Cameron has crafted another spectacular, not-of-this-earth saga. Your eyes know what they’re seeing isn’t 100 percent “real,” but it’s not quite fake, either. It’s a whole ‘nother sprawling universe, existing in a new realm of artificially heightened movie reality with a pantheon of exotic creatures and 10-foot tall Pandorans sweeping and swooping around the sky riding dragon-like lizard birds, swimming in the sea alongside massive leviathan predators, and running like goosed gazelles through the dense jungle.

You’ll see some familiar digitized faces (some more than others) in characters carrying over from the two previous Avatars, in 2009 and 2022, including  Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Zoe Saldaña, Kate Winslet and Stephen Lang, while Giovanni Ribisi and Edie Falco also reprise their real-people roles as humans, no digitization required. Jack Champion, playing “Spider,” the adopted human boy raised by the Na’vi, has a critical role in the story and a much bigger part than in previous films.

But the movie’s real splash is made by Oona Chaplin as Varang, the shamanic leader of the warring Ash People, so known because they live in a volcano and can control fire. If the last name rings a bell, it’s because Chaplin is the granddaughter of silent-film pioneer Charlie Chaplin, who died, alas, more than half a century before seeing what his li’l lumpkin spawn would look like all grown up and digitally enhanced as an impossibly lanky blue humanoid wearing war paint, a flaming red headdress and a skimpy, strapless two-piece Pandora-kini. If Bob Mackie designed costumes for Cher for a ’70s TV show somewhere in a faraway galaxy, she might look something like Varang—who I kept wishing would break into a Pandoran cover of “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.” She’s one bewitchingly sexy, seriously terrifying villain, especially when she hisses and sneers.

It’s a mega-load of deep-dish sci-fi on steroids, but it also has some resonant real-world themes about spirituality, the evils of colonization, the importance of family, reverence for the mysteries of nature and creatures great and small, and the great connectedness of our world, no matter which planet—or moon—we call home. The Ash People are regarded as “savages” and “hostiles,” in much the same way indigenous Americans were considered by more “civilized” Euro-centric immigrants. It’s no wonder they shoot flaming arrows and make chilling war-whoops.

In addition to the “cowboys ‘n’ Indians” thread running throughout, there are hints of other pop-cultural touchstones, including some vine-swinging a la Tarzan, a fateful sea-battle moment that reminded me of captain Ahab and Moby Dick, and even a deadly serious climatic cliffhanger that made me think—bizarrely, I know—of the ‘80s sitcom My Two Dads. When you watch it, you’ll know what I mean. Pandora may be far, far, far away, and its air may be toxic for humans to breathe, but nothing exists in a vacuum.

It’s a golly-whopper of a thrill ride, a gob-smacking display of filmmaking tech, unbridled imagination and meticulously crafted world-building. To say “You’ve never seen anything like it” isn’t quite right, but mostly is. Cameron’s Avatar realm truly does exist in a world of its own, one that feels both futuristic and prehistoric, one he created—and one that gazillions of fans eagerly flock to visit.

And they’ll be flocking well into the future. The director has announced that the fourth and fifth Avatars are already on the launchpad. So, keep that dragon-bird saddle and stirrup handy.

Neil Pond

Movie Review: “The Housemaid”

Who’s the crazy one in this steamy, twisty-turny potboiler? Hint: It may not be who you think.

The Housemaid
Starring Sydney Sweeney, Amanda Seyfried & Brandon Sklenar
Directed by Paul Feig
Rated R

In theaters Friday, Dec. 19

When a young woman with a checkered past takes a job as a live-in maid, it pries opens a Pandora’s box of secrets in this steamy little potboiler.

Sydney Sweeney stars as Millie, who’s clearly down on her luck—living in her car, bathing in washrooms—when she she’s hired by Nina (Amanda Seyfried) to clean, cook and look after her pouty young daughter (Indiana Elle). And there’s Nina’s hunky, buff husband, Andrew (Brandon Sklenar), and a mysterious, broody groundskeeper (Michelle Morrone).

Veteran actress Elizabeth Perkins has a supporting role as Andrew’s icy, high-society mom, giving off some strong Cruella de Ville vibes.

Millie thinks she’s hit the jackpot, a job working for a perfect couple. But perfection, she learns, can be an illusion.

That everything heats up to a combustive breaking point won’t surprise anyone. But how it gets there, well, I won’t spoil it—except to say that nothing is quite as it appears to be, and first impressions can be misleading. A lot of the movie’s fine-tuned tension comes from director Paul Feig, whose resume is loaded with successful TV (Mad Men, The Office, 30 Rock) and films (Bridesmaids, The Heat, Spy). He knows how to unspool an engaging story—and spike it with stabs and jabs of humor, even when they draw blood.  

And he’s working with a super-juicy, torrid tale. The film’s based on Freida McFadden’s 2022 runaway bestselling novel, which lays down the movie’s guessing-game groundwork and sets up its tangled romantic triangle built on lies, schemes, sex, misdirection and manipulation.

There are signs everywhere that trouble is brewing, revelations that add new wrinkles to the plot.  Someone’s served time in prison, and you’ll find out why someone else is feigning infertility. Who’s been in and out of the psych ward? The caddish Andrew, who loves to flirt, tells Millie that his smile is a “sword.” Does he mean sword, like a weapon? When he plunks down on the sofa with her to watch a rerun of Family Feud, you know this “family” is soon going to be feuding for real.

Seyfried, soon to be seen as the founder of the Shakers in The Testament of Ann Lee, turns up the heat here in a bold performance that peels away the layers of a character who’s more complex—and more sympathetic—than she comes off. Skelener, who’ll be recognizable to Yellowstone fans as Spencer Dutton in the show’s 1923 spinoff, oozes seductive charm spiked with menace. And Sweeney, whose Hollywood star has been rising since her TV roles in The White Lotus and Euphoria, anchors it all as the domestic who finds herself with a bit more to do than dusting countertops or scrubbing toilets.

The soundtrack includes tunes from Lana Del Rey, Kelly Clarkson and Sabrina Carpenter. The opening line of Linda Ronstadt’s cover of The Rolling Stone’s “Tumbling Dice” offers a hint early about how the movie’s going to go, as she snarls about people who “always think I’m crazy…”

You too will be thinking about who’s crazy in this deliciously twisty psycho thriller that lights the fuse on a pulsating powder keg of deep, dark secrets as it barrels toward its cathartic closing explosion.

—Neil Pond

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