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Movie Review: “You, Me & Tuscany”

Halle Bailey stars in comedic, Italian-flavored tangle of romance, food and family

Michael (Regé-Jean Page) and Anna (Halle Bailey)

You, Me & Tuscany
Starring Halle Bailey, Regé-Jean Page and Lorenzo de Moor
Directed by Kat Corio
Rated PG-13

In theaters Friday, April 10

Halle Bailey, who starred as Ariel in Disney’s 2023 live-action remake of its 1989 animated musical classic, is still longing to be “Part of Your World” as Anna, a culinary school dropout who takes a trip to Italy. Low on funds but relishing the exotic break from her life back in New York City, she crashes an empty villa and pretends to be the fiancé of its absentee owner, cooking up a comedic swirl of faked identity, a pretend engagement and accelerated wedding plans.

And a chaotic romantic triangle with two Tuscan-hunk cousins who grew up as brothers, Michael and Matteo (Lorenzo de Moor and Bridgerton’s Regé-Jean Page).

“It’s complicated, I guess,” Anna says at one point.

You, Me & Tuscany won’t win any awards, but it will likely find its target audience with movie lovers who love unpretentious, feel-good yarns, dreamy romances with photogenic stars, one-liner laughs, picture-postcard scenery and some zingy dashes of PG-13 spice—like the little mini-taxi nicknamed something that sounds like American slang for, well, you’ll know it when you hear it. And when the cousins’ boisterous, oversexed aunt holds up a vegetable when it reminds her of her ongoing “side-dish” fling with her plumber, well, you’ll get that, too.

The movie shares some cinematic roots with other sunny Mediterranean romantic romps, like Roman Holiday, Under the Tuscan Sun and A Room with a View. It also makes a nod to My Big Fat Greek Wedding with its jabbering gaggle of colorful extended-family “locals” and an early scene featuring Nia Vardalos, the star of three Big Fat flicks.  

And foodies will love the focus on Italian nourishments, from pasta to panini and wine, wine and more wine, and ripe grapes plucked right off the vine. There’s also a singing gardener (Emanuele Pacca), a wizened old aunt (Stefani Casini), a jealous ex- (Desirée Pöpper), a cute little piglet and a tour bus of wisecracking sightseers turned on seeing Anna and Michael making out, soaked to the skin from vineyard sprinklers.

Bailey, who’s also an accomplished singer (in the R&B sister duo Chloe & Bailey) even gets to croon a little bit of “Let Me Love You,” the smooooooth Grammy-nominated 2004 “oldie” from the artist known as Mario.

Will Anna get back in the kitchen, in a part of the world where “food is life”? Which delicious dude will she end up with? Who’ll win the big annual barrel race through town? And how in the world does she keep producing stylish outfits—a wardrobe’s worth of skirts, midriff tops and low-cut, cleavage-showcase blouses—from the small carry-on she brought on the trip?

As Anna says, it’s complicated. And mostly predictable, with few surprises, some laughs and tame innuendos, and a warmhearted message about family—the one you’re born with, and the one you find. If you’re not overly picky about plot points, just sit back and enjoy the sights and the scenery, the men and the menu, as Anna works her way out of a knotty Tuscan romantic tangle. Salut!

Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie”

Popular videogame plumber brothers embark on a new high-energy fantasy quest

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
Voices by Chris Pratt, Jack Black, Anya Taylor-Joy and Glenn Powell
Directed by Aaron Horvath & Michael Jelenic
Rated PG

In theaters Wednesday, April 1

Don’t worry if you don’t know your Koopa Troopas from your Toads, your Koopalings from your Lumas. Even if you’ve never laid eyes on the Mushroom Kingdom, Yoshi’s Island or Goomba Village, you’ll nonetheless be dazzled by this latest animated installment of the wildly popular Nintendo videogame franchise.

And there’s never a dull moment as plumber brothers Mario (voiced by Chris Pratt) and Luigi (Charlie Day) join Princess Peach (Anya Taylor-Joy) on a zippy mission throughout the cosmos to find the princess’ abducted sister, Rosalina (Bree Larson), the “mother” of the babbling, star-shaped Lumas. It’s a cosmic fairytale, a ferociously whimsical, candy-coated stardust-sprinkled fantasy romp as they encounter bad guys, dinosaurs, gigantic spaceships, floating galleons and literally dozens of characters from the Super Mario universe while running an obstacle-course gauntlet of videogame-like perils.

The animation is eye-popping, the storyline wildly imaginative, the setups super-saturated in detail. I particularly enjoyed the Casino, with Princess Peach racing around a massive roulette wheel, and the blaster than turns its targets into babies. Videogame fans will love a scene that connects the onscreen action to a screen-within-the-screen and the movie’s pixelated roots in the ‘80s.

Listen closely and you’ll recognize some familiar voices, including Jack Black as the villainous, scene-stealing Bowser, the King of the Kroopas, and Benny Sadfie as his son, Bowser Jr. Donald Glover is Yoshi, the little green dino with the golly-whopping tongue. Luis Guzmán is the toad-like king Wart, Issa Rae has a scene as the hive highness Honey Queen, and Glen Powell swoops in as the suave, Han Solo-ish Fox McCloud.

How popular is Super Mario? Well, the previous film, 2023’s The Super Mario Brothers Movie, trailed only Barbie at the box office, grossing more than $1.3 billion. Look for this one to be a real crowd-pleaser too.

So join the party for this bright-n-lively, action-packed romp across the universe, a family-friendly flight of imagination with a colorful plumber-adventurer and his crew who’ve been keeping gamers entertained and engaged now for more than 40 years.

—Neil Pond

Movie Review: “Project Hail Mary”

Ryan Gosling stars as a reluctant astronaut on a wild ride to save the sun.

Project Hail Mary
Starring Ryan Gosling and Sandra Hüller
Directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller
Rated PG-13

In theaters Friday, March 20

Ryan Gosling is far out—far, far, far out—in this sweeping sci-fi space epic that heads to the edge of the universe before reaching down deep into your heart.

The La La Land star plays Ryland Grace, a middle-school science teacher who becomes a reluctant astronaut. “I put the not in astronaut,” he protests. But his resistance is for naught, as he’s…well, conscripted for a NASA mission to a distant solar system, nearly 12 light years away. His specific science smarts are needed to find out how to defeat a rapidly growing organism that’s gobbling up solar energy…from our sun as well as others. Unless it’s stopped, he’s told, in 30 years life on Earth will be over and out.

The mission is called Project Hail Mary, because it’s a desperate, deep throw into the cosmos, a fraught last chance at staying in the game of life. Acclaimed German actress Sandra Hüller (The Zone of Interest) has a significant role as the head of the project, back on Earth.

At one point, we get a glimpse of the mementos Grace has brought with him on the trip. One is a T-shirt from his teaching days with a play on the periodic table; it reads, “AH! The element of surprise.” There are several surprises in this splendidly engaging and wildly entertaining tale, including its generous seasoning of sly, spry humor. Directors Phil Lord and Christopher Miller—collaborators on Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, The Lego Movie, the Spider-Verse franchise, and 21 Jump Street and its sequel—certainly know how to sprinkle the wit around. Watch and listen closely to catch the nods to Alien, Close Encounters and an iconic franchise about a boxing champ, and the gal he’s fighting for.

But this mission’s secret weapon is Gosling, a truly versatile actor with an arsenal of likeability. Grace is shocked to discover, after his induced hibernation, that he’s the sole survivor of his spaceship’s crew. Then he comes across another space traveler, an alien who moves like a spider made of stone. Grace nicknames him Rocky—and learns that he’s also the lone survivor of his own mission to save his planet’s star from a slow death.

The core of the movie is the growing relationship between Grace and Rocky as they learn how to communicate and collaborate, becoming soulmates and friends in the process. Told in flashbacks as well as “real time,” there are twist and turns, thrills, elation and tears before it’s all over. Trust me when I say you might find yourself reaching for your hankie.

Project Hail Mary has the eye-popping scope, spectacle and scale of a modern-day 2001: A Space Odyssey, blended with the resonate emotional heft of ET. I particularly dug the music, from the ethereal soundtrack by award-winning British composer Daniel Pemberton to the well-chosen needle drops with songs of Harry Styles, The Beatles and Kris Kristofferson.

Movies have been going into space for well over a century, all the way back to the dawn of the 1900s and French filmmaker Georges Méliès’ A Trip to the Moon. (Gosling himself starred, in 2018, as astronaut Neil Armstrong in First Man.) But Project Hail Mary is a modern standout, one of the first truly great, impressive films of the year, an uplifting assertion that we’re all in it together, no matter what corner of the sky we call home, that bravery—and friendship—can take many shapes and forms.

And that students anywhere—and I mean anywhere—would love to have Ryan Gosling as their supercool science teacher.

Project Hail Mary scores a movie touchdown.

—Neil Pond

Movie Review: “Reminders of Him”

Page-to-screen adaptation travels a road full of plot potholes, in an orange Ford pickup

Reminders of Him
Starting Maika Monroe and Tyriq Withers
Directed by Vanessa Caswill
Rated PG-13

In theaters Friday, March 13

Fans of the romantic fiction of author Colleen Hoover likely already know that her 2022 novel Reminders of Him has been movie-tized, the third adaptation of her work to hit the screen. And they’ll likely lap up every movie morsel of this sappy saga about a young mom fighting to reconnect with her four-year-old daughter after serving time in prison for causing the car crash that resulted in the death her boyfriend, Scotty.

Maika Monroe stars as Kenna, who returns to her Wyoming hometown and a not-exactly-warm welcome, especially from Scotty’s parents (Bradley Whitford and Lauren Graham), who now have custody of their granddaughter, Diem. Things get complicated—and steamy—when Kenna meets the hunky former NFL player-turned-bartender Ledger (Tyriq Withers), who happened to be the best friend of her former lover.

How it all works out won’t surprise readers of Hoover’s treacly prose. Reminders of Him is predictable, pedestrian romantic glop, with some glaring questions in its plot potholes and few surprises, except perhaps seeing country hitmaker Lainey Wilson in her acting debut, playing a twangy supermarket manager.

The dialog is cringe-worthy pablum, with characters saying things like “While you’re obliterating your liver, you might as well keep an eye on your chlamydia,” and “I want to meet the human that Scotty and I made.” Whitford and Graham, two well-established actors, are given pitifully little to do, and Laney Wilson’s character drops completely out of the story after a couple of scenes. The little girl who plays Kenna’s daughter, Zoe Kosovic, gets plenty of “cutey-pie” camera closeups, a few more than the mewing little feline who plays Kenna’s kittycat.

If you catch my drift that I didn’t really like Reminders of Him, you’re right. But I always remember something my kindergarten teacher, Miss Alma Jackson, told me eons ago, about how if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything. So here are a few nice things about the movie.

– Withers’ character tools around in a Ford pickup painted bright orange, like the General Lee in The Dukes of Hazzard, for no explicable reason. Perhaps his character grew up watching Bo and Luke and singing along with Waylon Jennings to “Good Ol’ Boys.” And maybe Laney Wilson’s song, “Heart Like a Truck,” was really about Ledger’s ride.

– Maika Monroe is a bona fide scream queen, with a resume that includes It Follows, Longlegs and and Resident Evil Requiem. Seeing her in Reminders of Him reminded me of seeing her in other movies that had some real chomp and bite, and maybe a serial killer or zombies.

– It’s an hour and fifty-some minutes long—mercifully, just under two hours. Longer would have been excruciating.

– It’s the only film I’ve ever seen bold enough to think someone saying “a friggin’ pigeon” is repeatedly funny. So, it at least has the conviction to stand up for its punchlines, even as viewers scratch their heads and wonder, “Why is that funny?”

– Tyriq Withers is cut. You could hear an audible swoon from the overwhelmingly female audience when he took off his shirt. That’s some serious torso power. I can’t image the number of sit-up reps he did to get those washboards.

It won’t win any awards or catapult its actors to the next strata of stardom. But Reminders of Him might scratch an itch for moviegoers who want to gorge on some empty cinematic calories, gaze upon the rare sight of an orange pickup—and get out a good shirtless swoon or two.

Neil Pond

Movie Review: “undertone”

Paranormal podcast triggers a hellzapoppin’ dive into deep-dish delirium

undertone
Starring Nina Kiri & Michèle Duquet
Directed by Ian Tuason
Rated R

In theaters Friday, March 13

For decades, horror movies have fright-fueled our fears of technology run amok, with haunted TVs and videotapes, and supernatural spins on telephone calls, toys, artificial intelligence and the internet. This stylishly terrifying tale adds a new link in the chain of hi-tech horrors with an after-hours podcast that becomes a portal for unspeakable evil to flourish.

Nina Kiri (she played Alma in The Handmaid’s Tale) gives a bravo solo performance as Evy, a podcaster who has moved back home to take care of her dying, barely breathing mother (Michèle Duquet).When Evy and her co-host partner (a heard-but-never-seen Adam DeMarco) dive into some audio files a couple has anonymously sent them for their 3 a.m. paranormal podcast, strange and unsettling things start to happen.

The movie’s title (also the name of the podcast) is intentionally lowercase, suggesting something underneath and unheard, lurking below and hidden.

In a most impressive debut, director Ian Tuason weaves a masterful minimalist tapestry of creeping dread and doom, using only two characters onscreen and never going outside the rooms of their house. As befitting a movie built around a spooky podcast, the sound is a major component of the mounting terror. We hear what Evy hears, through her headphones or inside the house, forcing us to use our imagination about what might be going on.

There are screams, crying, bangs and thumps in the night, whooshes and other weirdness. The whistle of a teakettle, the tortured tick of the hands of a clock, and the alarmed ring of the telephone are potently chilling. Tuason meshes religious iconography (an open Bible, a painting of The Last Supper, a subplot about prayer) with ancient demonology, murderous moms and infanticide, and the suggestion that children’s nursery rhymes are backward-masked with horrific hidden-message wickedness.

And Evy announces at one point that she’s pregnant.

As she spirals into madness, the movie builds toward a lights-out climax that…well, you’ll have to use your ears to fill in what your eyes can’t see. But in this case, hearing is certainly horrifying enough.

undertone dares you to come along for its hellzapoppin’ dive into deep-dish delirium, a place of demons and death rattles, with a guarantee that you’ll never hear “London Bridge” or “Baa Baa Black Sheep” the same way again.

—Neil Pond

Movie Review: “Epic”

New fine-tuned Elvis doc reminds us why he’ll always be The King.

EPIC
Starring Elvis Presley
Directed by Baz Luhrmann
Rated PG

In IMAX theaters Friday, Feb. 20, and wide release Friday, Feb. 27

Australian director Baz Luhurmann’s 2022 movie Elvis starred Austin Butler as Elvis. This new one upgrades to the real deal: Elvis as Elvis, and more Elvis-y than ever. EPIC stands for Elvis Presley in Concert.

And that’s exactly what it is, and what makes it epic. It’s Elvis in concert like you’ve never seen Elvis before. Using recently unearthed and newly restored performance footage, old Super8 home movies and TV appearances, it’s a masterfully orchestrated immersion into the remarkable, iconic arc of Presley’s unmatched career, using his own words as narration. Much of the speaking—Elvis talking about his childhood, military service, musical influences, movies, fame, singing, his parents and more—comes from previously unreleased archival interviews, which the movie expertly interweaves throughout.  

A lot of the performance footage is from concerts filmed for two previous movies, Elvis: That’s the Way It Is (1970) and Elvis on Tour (1972). But now it’s been meticulously cleaned up and sharpened into strikingly vivid detail and definition, re-edited with enhanced audio that replicates what it must have felt like to be there live. It’s a movie you don’t just see and hear, you feel—the explosive chords, the bone-shaking seismic rumble of bass guitar, the percussive wallop of drums. It’s the energy, the excitement, the emotional mojo of watching Elvis so clearly, so up close and personal, curling his lips into that megawatt smile and making you feel like you’re right there with him. 

We also see Elvis in the Army and on The Ed Sullivan Show, where he was famously shown from only the waist up to not unsettle viewers with his pelvic gyrations. (We hear Elvis say music makes him feel like he’s got “ants in my pants.”) We watch as his singing superstardom leads him to Hollywood, where he languished in the doldrums of unchallenging acting roles. (Cue “Edge of Reality,” which he recorded in 1970, and its line about “life’s dream lies disillusioned.”)

And we’re along for the ride as he rehearses, then takes his show to Las Vegas for his triumphant musical comeback after all those cheesy films. Over the course of 90 minutes, we see or hear bits of some 75 songs, and some in their entirety, from “Hound Dog,” “Heartbreak Hotel” and “Don’t Be Cruel” to “In the Ghetto,” “Polk Salad Annie” and “I Shall Be Released.” You’ll hear Elvis put his own spin on Beatles, Simon and Garfunkel and the Righteous Brothers. It’s jam-packed, start to finish, with music.

We see women wailing, swooning, rushing the stage, grabbing, trying to wrangle a kiss or rip away a piece of his high-collared jumpsuit. We see his manager, Col. Tom Parker, whose dubious machinations kept Elvis from touring internationally, working at a feverish pace, and likely cut him out of money he should have received (cue “Devil in Disguise”). We see Elvis joshing with his backup singers, the Sweet Inspirations, and at home with wife Priscilla and their daughter, Lisa Marie. We learn how he winds down after the hormonal surge of a show by singing old gospel songs for hours with his backup quartet, the Jordanaires.   

But mostly we get Elvis being Elvis, singing, sopping wet with flop sweat, whipping and karate-kicking up a storm on stage, moving like he’s goosed with electrical current, grooving, teasing, pleasing, playing the audience like a showroom-sized instrument, building them up, calming them down, leaving them breathless at the end. “You started to rev it up,” Sammy Davis Jr. tells him after a show, “and it never stopped!”

For legions of Elvis fans, indeed, it’s never stopped.  He’s been gone now for almost 50 years, but this fine-tuned virtuoso documentary, this glossy and glorified salute, reminds everyone anew why he’ll always be The King.

Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “Wuthering Heights”

Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi are the eye candy in this sexed-up, not-so-sweet new spin on Emily Brontë’s classic tale of toxic love

“Wuthering Heights”
Starring Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi
Directed by Emerald Fennell
Rated R

In theaters Friday, Feb. 13

When you see children laughing at a hanged man’s visible erection in the opening scene, you know you’re in for a wild ride in director Emerald Fennell’s engorged adaptation of Emily Brontë’s enduring tale of love, longing, obsession and revenge on the bleak, tempest-tossed moors of old England in the 1800s.

There have been dozens of adaptations of Wuthering Heights over the decades, as films, TV series, plays and operas. Fennell, a provocative director (Promising Young Woman, Saltburn) who likes to color outside the lines, wanted quote marks around the title to perhaps suggest that her version takes some, ahem, creative liberties as it romps around the ol’ Yorkshire block. I don’t recall any of the previous versions—with Sir Laurence Olivier, Richard Burton, Ralph Fiennes and Timothy Dalton—having a soundtrack so heavy on Charli XCX, or a sweaty, voyeuristic BDSM session in the horse barn.

“This” version stars Margot Robbie as Catherine and Jacob Elordi, who plays Heathcliff, who first meet as children (where their characters are played by Charlotte Mellington and Owen Cooper, who won an Emmy as the young murder suspect in the acclaimed TV miniseries Adolescence) and form a bond that turns into love. Years later, as adults, Catherine marries for money (to the suave aristocrat Edgar Linton, played by Shazad Latif), and the heartbroken Heathcliff gallops away on horseback.

When he returns, shorn of his hirsute, caveman-ish locks and more hunky-cool than swarthy, it sets up the story’s tangled, thorny and ultimately tragic romantic triangle, with loads of horny heavy breathing and heaving sex—in horse-drawn carriages, on beds and kitchen tables, in rain-soaked woodlands and fog-shrouded coastal planes. In between episodes of amped-up amour, Catherine indulges in some self-pleasuring on a rockpile, and Heathcliff gets freaky with a whip, chains…and Linton’s kinky, hot-to-trot sister (Alison Oliver). It’s 50 Shades of Play, Victorian-style.

As one character instructs early on, “Check his breeches for soilage.” Uh, yes.

Gotta give a couple of shoutouts here, to Hong Chou as the see-all, know-all servant Nelly, a paragon of cool restraint in the middle of all the rampant horn-doggery. And esteemed British character actor Martin Clunes plays Catherine’s miserable poppa, Earnshaw. He’s a scene stealer as he wallows in self-inflicted shambles and has trouble holding onto his temper, his money, his estate…and his rotting teeth.

The movie alternates between squalor and sumptuousness, from mud and blood and hog butchering to high-falootin’ parlor games and luxurious boudoirs. Robbie slips into dozens of gowns and dresses, cool little sunglasses and multiple hairstyles. Elordi, the former star of Euphoria who most recently played the “monster” in Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein, rocks soiled stable-boy peasant wear and, later—after his moorland makeover—a hipster earring and a gold tooth. Sometimes, the whole cinematic experience feels more like watching set changes for a two-hour Vogue photo shoot.

It oozes eroticism but remains emotionally distant, an overheated, overcooked, overstuffed and overwrought exercise in campy style over solid substance, a toxic-relationship tale pairing an eye-candy couple of Hollywood hotties. But if you’re dying for a randy, bodice-bustin’ love story that doesn’t end well, try this one on for size. It may not go down as the definite take on a heartrending romance for the ages, but it’s probably the only flick you’ll see this year with end credits for “candle wrangler,” “horse master” and “tooth molder” as well as drone operators.

—Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “Still Hope”

Faith-based drama wraps the unpleasant realities of sex trafficking in victory-in-Jesus sunshine

Still Hope
Starring Luna Rivera
Directed by Richie Johns
Rated PG-13

In limited theatrical distribution Thursday, Feb. 5

If you’re jonesing for a faith-based drama about teen sex trafficking, here you go. This is about a 16-year-old girl, Hope (Luna Rivera), yanked from her comfortable suburban high-school life into the dehumanizing maw of a nefarious trafficking operation.

The fact that it opens with Hope’s family in a white-bread Sunday worship service might give you some idea of where it’s going to go, with Hope ultimately emerging from her ordeal—like Christ, robed in pure white, leaving behind the “empty tomb” of her traumatic past—into bright sunlight, embracing forgiveness…and reciting The Lord’s Prayer.

Still Hope is a based-on-true-stories “message” movie, reminding viewers of the depravities of human trafficking and encouraging them to counter it by supporting faith-based recovery groups like the one to which Hope goes for counseling and rehab—and a big dose of Jesus—after escaping. “There’s a lot of Jesus talk,” a former fellow trafficking victim tells Hope, and indeed there is. If you miss the point, there’s even a big, joyous baptism scene at the end.

This is the kind of movie that suggests that there’s no kind of woe that can’t be wiped and washed away by the so-called blood of the lamb and finding the “peace of Christ.” If it feels like a glorified infomercial for spirituality-inclined sex-trafficking recovery programs, maybe that’s because one of the film’s “collaborative partners” is the co-founder of one of them (the Pure Hope Foundation in Texas, which seeks to bring “light to the darkness” for trafficking victims). Filmmaker Richie Johns, making his debut here as a full-fledged director, cut his teeth as a production assistant on The Chosen, the multi-season TV/video series about the life of Jesus.

So, it’s true to its Bible-based bona fides, but not so much to the raw reality in which it wants to ground itself. For a film set in the murky world of sex trafficking, it never mentions the word sex, and it certainly never depicts it. (And we hear trafficking mentioned just once.) We see Hope dressed in scanty nighties, being delivered to hotel rooms—and in one case, leaving what is assuredly a porno set—to make satchels of cash for her pimp (Alex Veadov). What she’s doing is only referred to as her “job” or her “work.” It’s like a movie about baseball that never shows any baseball players playing baseball.

We meet Hope’s online date (Daniel Reid Ferrell) in a muscle car who drugs her then delivers her to the cartel of black-SUV-driving traffickers. How monstrous are they? Not only do they slap Hope around, beat her with a belt, bruise her and shoot her up with drugs, they later nab a little preteen girl (Averi Curtis) off the street and turn her into a Pretty Baby. (Hello, Epstein Files!) There’s the earnest FBI agent (James Liddell) working to crack the case of Hope’s sudden disappearance, calm her frantic parents (Michelle Haro and John D. Michaels) and track down her captors.

But Rivera, as Hope, is clearly the star of the show. A former high school cheerleader from Florida, here she gets to act all over the place: cowering, sobbing, raging, screaming, running, recoiling, anguishing over haunting flashbacks of her two-year nightmare. Her biggest emoting comes toward the end, in an impassioned outpouring about sin and forgiveness with her rehab counselor (Wilma Rivera).

By dividing screen time between Hope’s hellish ordeal as well as her victory-in-Jesus recovery, the movie feels like a TV crime procedural sandwiched between slabs of church-pew homilies, kinda like a CSI: Sunday School. It won’t win any awards for acting or anything else, but its depiction of transformation, turnaround and even transfiguration from the foul trenches of despicable evil may come as an affirming balm for world-weary believers.

—Neil Pond

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Movie Review: “Resurrection:

Dreams can get you in deep trouble in this boldly visual Chinese ode to the cinematic experience

Resurrection
Starring Jackson Yee, Shu Qi & Gengxi Li
Directed by Bi Gan
Rated R

In theaters Friday, Jan. 22.

(Chinese, subtitled in English)

This hypnotically existential, boldly baroque sci-fi ode to cinema is set in a parallel world where people have stopped dreaming in exchange for immortality, like how a candle can “live” forever if it’s never set afire.

Dreaming, we’re told, is bad; it burns up your life with unreal nonsense. And dreamers (called Deliriants) are hunted down, tortured and dispatched by “seekers” who can see through their worlds of illusion. The Deliriants opt to live in the escapism of fantasy, memory and hope instead of the bleak, often painful real world. Sometimes they even watch movies, which is also considered a subversive activity.

We follow one Deliriant (Jackson Yee) after a seeker (Shu Qi) apprehends him, replacing his heart with a projector and a reel of film that lets her watch his subconscious like a movie on a screen. (You don’t get that with your Regal Club Card.)  She grants him a few more dreams before sending him on to the great beyond. She wants to see what makes this dreamer tick.

We get to watch, too, as the dreamer goes on a bonkers surrealistic tour of experiences unhinged from time and space—as an opium-addicted ogre, an accused murderer, a worker breaking down an ancient temple, a con man trying to shamboozle an aging gangster, a street-smart slum hood cavorting alongside a fellow Y2K reveler (Gengxi Li) with a dark secret.

Yee, a former boy-band member, plays every part “dreamed” by his character. It’s a performance that puts the “wide” in wide-ranging. And director Bi Gan masterfully unspools the story with salutes to other filmmakers and classic movies, from F.W. Murnau’s Nosferatu and Conrad Veidt in The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, to the film noir of Alfred Hitchcock’s Strangers on a Train and the body horrors of director David Cronenberg.  

Resurrection puts a lot on the screen to ponder and gives viewers two hours and 40 minutes to do it. It’s an immersive, hyper-visual, wildly imaginative arthouse-movie experience, suggesting—among other things—that watching a film is a lot like dreaming, seeing into other worlds, viewing experiences that aren’t our own. Perhaps life itself, our existence, is merely another illusion, a movie of the mind. And what happens when that movie ends?

There’s a maze of labyrinthine alleyways, a house of mirrors, lots of fog and cigarette smoke, a suitcase with a musical instrument that drives people mad, a vampire and an encounter with The Spirit of Bitterness, who wonders what sin tastes like. Each of the dreamer’s five vignettes hinge on one of the five senses: sight, hearing, taste, smell and touch. And even in dreams, we learn, farts are funny.

As one character tells us toward the end, in a karaoke bar, you might live forever, but still not get the answers to life’s many riddles. You certainly won’t get all the answers, either, after nearly three hours of Resurrection, but golly gee, you’ll get one helluva mind-blowing ride.

—Neil Pond

Movie Review: “28 Years Later: The Bone Temple”

Ralph Fiennes rocks out in fourth installment of post-apocalyptic survivalist fear-fest freakshow

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
Starring Ralph Fiennes, Jack O’Connell, Alfie Williams, Erin Kellyman & Chi Lewis-Parry
Directed bt Nia DaCosta
Rated R

In theaters Friday, Jan. 16

Oh, how the days become weeks, and the weeks become years. As in life, that’s what happened with director Danny Boyle’s high-octane 2002 post-apocalyptic horror thriller 28 Days Later, about a rage-inducing virus that brings about complete societal collapse and turns the infected into ghoulish mobs of flesh gobblers.

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple is the fourth in the franchise, and new director Nia DaCosta certainly picks up the bloody baton and runs with it. Lauded British actor Ralph Fiennes reprises his role as Dr. Ian Kelson, a former physician now memorizing victims of the epidemic with a “temple” made from their bones. Things are complicated by the Jimmys, a Teletubbies-loving cult-like crew of survivors known for their gleeful brutality, and wearing ratty blonde wigs to honor their namesake, the late British comedian Jimmy Saville. Led by the satanically sadistic psychopath Jimmy Crystal (Jack O’Connell), they reminded me of the Droogs in another British film, Stanley Kubrick’s brilliantly unsettling A Clockwork Orange (1971), only a whole lot nastier.

Alfie Williams returns as a young boy, Spike, also connected to the previous storyline. Chi Lewis-Parry, a former MMA fighter, plays Samson, the—ahem—well-endowed infected pack leader who long ago lost the need for clothes. Can the good Dr. K soothe this savage beast with the calming balm of morphine? Erin Kellyman, so delightful as a college coed alongside June Squibb in Eleanor the Great, and Emma Laird from TV’s Mayor of Kingstown, both play members of the Jimmys. Cillian Murphy, who starred in the original movie, makes a late appearance that helps tie the whole four-film franchise together.

If you’re not already aboard the 28 Days train, you may feel a bit lost jumping on now—and unpleasantly jolted by the spurting blood, the spilling guts and an early scene in which a head gets yanked off, spinal cord and all. It’s all a stylishly bleak horror-show survivalist parable with spasms of explosive violence, a veneer of religious allegory and nods to the fragility of civilization and the human proclivity for self-destructive delusion—and how ‘80s music can survive any apocalypse. Come for the blood and guts, stay for the upside-down crucifixion and Ralph Fiennes rocking out to vintage Iron Maiden, pretending to be Satan and singing along to “The Number of the Beast.”

It won’t be everyone’s cup of mild-mannered movie tea for polite sipping, but if you’re looking to scratch a head-banging zombie itch with a big-screen toast from a goblet of plague-fest freakshow grog, get ready to rock with yet another tale of unhinged terror set in a gritty Brit-centric future that’s a million miles away from Downton Abbey.

—Neil Pond

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