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Movie Review: “Gladiator II”

Rip-roaring sword-and-sandal sequel returns to the arena for more blood sport action in good ol’ ancient Rome

Gladiator II
Starring Paul Mescal, Pedro Pascal, Denzel Washington & Connie Nielsen
Directed by Ridley Scott
R

In theaters Friday, Nov. 22

Director Ridley Scott returns to the scene of the crime—the Roman Colosseum—in this big, brawny, blood-spattering, furiously entertaining sequel to his 2000 sword-and-sandal Oscar winner.

And the impressive shadow of Russell Crowe’s Maximus, the Roman slave who became a revered gladiatorial hero in the original Gladiator, looms large here, in more ways than one—in flashbacks, lines of dialog and visuals, woven into the movie’s very DNA. There’s even a hallowed, altar-like display in the catacombs of the arena, with Maximus’ armor and sword. Pretty impressive for a character who died, strolling off into the fields of Elysian afterlife nearly 25 years ago!

Paul Mescal plays Lucius, a farmer who becomes a slave forced into service as a gladiator (just like Maximus). Pedro Pascal is a lauded Roman general, increasingly conflicted about the part he’s playing in the empire’s ruthless quest for world domination. As a sly slave master plotting a bold power play, Denzel Washington chews the scenery like basilicas were made of beef jerky. Petulant, prissy twin-brother emperors (Joseph Quinn, and Fred Hechinger) rule like Romulus and Remus crossed with Beavis and Butthead, topped with a sneery dash of Caligula.

Denzel Washington

Danish actress Connie Nielsen reprises her role from the first film, as the daughter of Rome’s former emperor Marcus Aurelius. All the characters find themselves connected and drawn together in the drama swirling around the arena.

It’s a grand, gloriously rendered spectacle, just like events in the ancient Colosseum itself, where the citizenry of Rome cheered on hyper-violent blood sports. We see Lucius and his gladiator cohorts fighting in faux sea battles, the arena flooded with water churning with sharks waiting to chomp down on anyone who goes man-overboard. Warrior slaves defend themselves against the massive horn of a monstrous galloping rhino, and in another battle, face ferocious CGI baboons that look—curiously—like mutations from a mad scientist’s lab, or another planet. And, of course, they fight each other, often to the death.

It’s all supposedly mostly historically accurate—sea battle reenactments, wild animals against humans, all those togas and stewing senators. (But did so many Roman muckity-mucks wear eyeliner and rouge?? Really, now?)

The scenery and world-building are truly impressive, and the performances gritty and committed. Mescal—in quite a departure from his portrayal of a soft, sensitive gay man in All of Us Strangers—digs into the layered complexities of his character, hiding a big secret and channeling a fiery inner rage to become a crowd favorite down on the field… kinda like the A.D. equivalent of Patrick Mahomes.

There’s some deep-dish commotion—political intrigue, conspiratorial subterfuge and whispers of treachery—going on in the royal palace, the slave market and the side streets of the piazza, and a bit of recurring blather about the “dream of Rome.” But the movie’s real draw is its brawly, gut-punch wallop of its action scenes in the epicenter of ancient Roman life, where combatants often fought to the death.

Gladiator II is a movie that knows its place and hews to its mission, just like the Colosseum—to keep the crowd roaring, revved and ripped for the eye-popping, head-lopping, flesh-tearing show they’re watching.

Neil Pond

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Built to Last

Even this big B.C. cheese ball can’t bring down mighty Hercules

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The Legend of Hercules

Starring Kellan Lutz and Gaia Weiss

Directed by Renny Harlin

PG-13

He’s buff, he’s tuff, and he’s strong enough—to survive everything Greek and Roman mythology could throw at him, and then eons later, to withstand the whirring blades of the pop-cultural blender.

The mighty mythical Hercules, the son of a mortal queen mother and the Olympian god Zeus, has been portrayed on TV and in the movies by dozens of actors, including Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kevin Sorbo, Lou Ferrigno and Ryan Gosling (!), turned into a cartoon by Walt Disney and even made into a Three Stooges sidekick. Later this summer, he’ll return to the big screen in yet another incarnation, MGM’s Hercules, starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

But before that, though, there’s this: The Legend of Hercules, a 3-D action spectacle starring Kellan Lutz as the muscle-bound hunk with part of his DNA from the heavens.

A012_R001_0509JOFans of the Twilight movies might recognize Lutz as one of the lesser vampires from that franchise, but you’ll get eyestrain trying to spot many other familiar faces in this shaggy-dog, made-in-Bulgaria production. (Liam McIntyre, who stepped into the title role of Showtime’s Spartacus series in 2012, and Johnathon Schaech, who played the leader of the band in That Thing You Do!, have supporting roles.)

Your eyes won’t be the only things straining as you try to follow along with the hollow dialog, hammy acting and hackneyed digital effects that look like videogame graphics. Finnish director Renny Harlin, whose career never quite maintained the adrenaline high of Die Hard 2 and Cliffhanger in the early 1990s, here continues to work the shallows, although he’s still’s got some mojo for making good ol’ mano-a-mano mayhem look stylish, as when Hercules squares off in the gladiatorial arena against one (or more) opponents, or dusts it up with his own stepfather (who never liked him anyway).

B049_L001_05206L“Have you come to bring the wrath of Zeus upon me, boy?!” bellows the stepfather (Scott Adkins), sounding more like a modern-day brawler than an ancient Aegean warlord king. In other places, too, the movie seems to be confused about its era. Hercules and his princess girlfriend (Gaia Weiss) get lovey-dovey in a gauzy, fabric-draped woodland gazebo that looks like it came from a Bed Bath & Beyond in Athen’s Parthenon Plaza.

THE LEGEND OF HERCULESBut even worse, The Legend of Hercules can’t seem to sort out its own hero from every other sword-and-sandal story of the past 2,000 years. It’s a mash-up of Gladiator, Ben-Hur, 300, The Passion of the Christ, the Samson saga from the Old Testament and many other narrative threads that have come before it, without much idea about how to use them to weave anything original.

But, through the centuries, the legend of Hercules has survived. It will undoubtedly survive the splat of this big B.C. cheese ball, too.

—Neil Pond, American Profile Magazine

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