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A Robo-Slasher Freak Show

Hit videogame franchise makes for disappointing horror flick

Five Nights at Freddy’s
Starring Josh Hutcherson, Piper Rubio and Elizbeth Lali
Directed by Emma Tammi
PG-13

In theaters and streaming on Peacock Oct. 27

Based on a hugely popular videogame franchise, this misguided monster mash is a muddled fright-night mess about buried trauma, lost childhood, disappearing kids, ghosts, and a group of animatronic animals going rogue at an abandoned pizzeria. Think Chuck E. Cheese as a crazy creepshow.

Hunger Games actor Josh Hutcherson stars as Mike, a down-on-his luck security guard at a long-abandoned pizza parlor, Freddy Fazbear’s, where night work has an unusually high turnover rate. Elizabeth Lail (from TV’s Once Upon a Time) plays a helpful cop with a deep secret, and young newcomer Piper Rubio is Mike’s little sister, Abby, at the center of everything with a copious amount of crayon artwork “from beyond.” Matthew Lilard, a solid character actor in dozens of TV shows and movies for more than two decades, chews the scenery in his small but pivotal part.

Mike wrestles with nightmares about something that happened long ago…maybe it’s got something to do with the haunted pizzeria and its fatal fun-zone arcade? Do ya think?

How does one movie tie all that together? Well, in the case of this off-kilter robo-slasher backed by horror producer Jason Blum, not very well. It seems aimed at young teens and diehard gamers, with a handful of jump-scare jolts and only a tepid degree of real terror; the dialogue is often stiff and (unintentionally) laughable, the actors seem to forget they’re in a horror movie, and this wannabe fright flick fumbles and stumbles sustaining tension or dread in its cavernous “spook house” setting—like a particularly odd scene in which little Abby makes a play fort for a sleepover with the overstuffed Frankenbots.

Hey, there’s Mary Stuart Masterson, all grown up from the ‘80s and early ‘90s and her starring roles in Fried Green Tomatoes and Some Kind of Wonderful. And is the animatronic band really jiving to Lou Reed, and Johnny O’Keefe’s 1950s rockabilly hit “Wild One”? And singing The Romantics? Yep, and I gotta give the movie some props for making “Talking in Your Sleep,” the group’s biggest hit, sound even more ominous than it did back in 1983.  

The creatures—a motley, distressed-looking ensemble that resembles shipwreck survivors washed ashore from the island of misfit toys, or mangy mascots for teams playing in a Twilight Zone league—will be familiar to fans of the videogames. But everyone else will likely feel like they’re being introduced to murderous, mangy, misunderstood Muppets. Maybe that’s because they’re full-size creations designed by the late Muppet-master Jim Henson’s iconic puppetry company.  But I don’t remember Kermit the Frog ever opening his mechanized maw and chewing up someone’s face, Saw-style.

Five Nights at Freddy’s adds up to two hours of a clunky, junky pizzeria freak show, with an odd mix of toppings, extra carnage and served super cheesy.

Neil Pond

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Hungry For More

‘Hunger Games’ semi-finale is light on action but heavy on build-up

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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay—Part 1

Starring Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Philip Seymour Hoffman & Liam Hemsworth

Directed by Francis Lawrence

PG-13

Fans of The Hunger Games will be thrilled because the latest installment—the next-to-last movie, the result of splitting the final book of author Suzanne Collins’ smash trilogy into two movie parts—has hit the screen. But that excitement might be tinged by some disappointment in watching the feisty, girl-power heroine Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) sit out much of the drama on the sidelines.

Mockingjay—Part 1 begins where last year’s Catching Fire left off: Katniss, the victor of the first two movies’ kill-or-be-kill games, has become a refugee from the totalitarian regime’s brutal President Snow (Donald Sutherland), living underground with a group of rebel insurgents and their leader, President Coin (Julianne Moore).

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Philip Seymour Hoffman and Julianne Moore

A revolution is brewing, and the rebels want Katniss to become its poster girl. “We have to have a lightning rod,” says Coin. So Katniss is recruited to make a series of propaganda videos—or “propos”—to spark a rebellion in the miserable masses of Snow’s repressed citizens.

“It’s the worst terror in the world, waiting for something,” Coin tells Katniss. A lot of Hunger Games fans might agree, given that so much of the movie feels like waiting around for the real excitement to start.

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Liam Hemsworth and Jennifer Lawrence

Katniss, the rousing action figure around which the entire franchise is based, appears in only one scene that would quality as an action scene, in which she gets to actually un-sheath an arrow from her quiver and fire it from her bow. But then it’s back to the bunker for more plotting, more prep, and hanging out while other people get down to the nitty-gritty. There’s other action—a big dam blows up, a bunch of forced-labor lumberjacks turn the tables on their “Peacekeeper” guards, and a daring nighttime rebel raid on President Snow’s compound looks like a mash-up of Mission Impossible and Zero Dark Thirty. But Katniss sits it all out.

Director Francis Lawrence (no relation to Jennifer), who also steered last year’s Catching Fire, keeps things looking drab and dreary, to match the mood of repression, doubt and dread. Obviously, he’s holding back, saving the story’s knockout punch for its final act, the big show. OK, I get that—but frequently this warm-up seems like it’s huffing and puffing without generating a lot of real heat.

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Josh Hutcherson

The movies’ main cast returns: Woody Harrelson, Elizabeth Banks, Stanley Tucci, and (the late) Philip Seymour Hoffman. Josh Hutcherson and Liam Hemsworth are back as Peeta and Gale, the two hunks competing for Katniss’s affections, although the storyline puts them in very different places and situations.

There’s a lot here for Hunger Games fans to digest—political undertones, the drumbeat of war, public executions. And it’s got another great performance by Lawrence, who makes almost everything she does (even playing a bad actress, who struggles to get her propos lines right) fun to watch. She even breaks out in song, a haunting, dirge-like ditty called “The Hanging Tree.” There’s some real dramatic tension, a good deal of emotion, and one heck of a setup for the next movie.

But as for a big, “fiery” showdown that fans have been waiting, and waiting for, well, they’re just going to have to stay hungry a bit longer—until next November.

—Neil Pond, Parade Magazine

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Who’s Hungry?

‘Catching Fire’ sequel quenches ‘Hunger Games’ appetites

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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Blu-ray $39.99, DVD $29.95 (Lionsgate Home Video)

Things are pretty bleak for young folks who have to fight to the death in The Hunger Games. But on the bright side: The sci-fi trilogy’s second blockbuster movie, the No.1 box-office hit of 2013, is well on its way to cracking the billion-dollar mark in sales. So don’t feel too bad for Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson and Liam Hemsworth, or Woody Harrelson, Elizabeth Banks, Stanley Tucci, Lenny Kravitz and Donald Sutherland, all of whom reprise their original parts (plus an appearance by the late Philip Seymour Hoffman, in what would become one of his final roles). Bonus features include a nine-part behind-the-scenes documentary, commentary from director Francis Lawrence, and deleted scenes.

—Neil Pond, American Profile Magazine

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